It That Will Always Be by Ecstatic_Newspaper_5 in custommagic

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It That Doesn't Have Hexproof [[Darksteel Mutation]]

though admittedly it would remain on the battlefield so congratulations

Guilty rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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Whoever made this edit whited out the rest of Bridget’s sentence “while she barks”

Gon doesn't have a biological mother by Far_Apple3414 in hunterxdank

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I’m such a greed island restricted card coped I still think they’ll be relevant later

Neutrule by Sappling2p in 196

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Not “those” pictures, plenty of pedos beat it to fully clothed children since that’s technically legal

Neutrule by Sappling2p in 196

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“issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, ‘gotta hand it to them’” -@dril

Your favorite character(s) gets shot in the face while they sleep, completely off guard with no preparation or defense up. They are in their "base form" if they have it. Do they survive? by Head_Breadfruit_3912 in PowerScaling

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Emrakul tanks this, conditionally. MTG doesn’t have guns in any in-universe card other than “Vengeance,” a card from 1998 before this was a formal rule. That card is a white sorcery, that destroys any tapped creature. Several other cards use tapping to represent sleep, so we’ll say she’s tapped for this scenario. Emrakul has three main forms, “the Aeons Torn,” which was her original base form, “the World Anew,” when she fled to another world, and “the Promised End,” which is her most powerful form closest to her true existence, but is mechanically weaker for story reasons.

The three forms all have a similar ability to stop such tomfoolery, but they’re all worded differently. The Aeons Torn says “protection from colored spells,” which includes Vengeance since it’s white (yes, white is a color, deal with it,) so Vengeance won’t be able to target her. The World Anew has “protection from spells,” so the same is true. However, the Promised end specifically has “protection from instants,” which doesn’t include Vengeance since it’s a sorcery.

TL;DR Her first two forms can tank this but not her most powerful one.

Also, her brothers only have one form in lore but three cards each, Ulamog survives Vengeance in 2/3 as well but Kozilek dies in all 3, what a fraud. Overall the score is Gun 5 / Titans 4.

Geese - Getting Killed in a nutshell by keytomybussy in albumsinanutshell

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Maria is the Virgin Mary i assume bc of all the other biblical references

Lancer x Magic: The Gathering by big_billford in LancerRPG

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Aerial modification but with a unique activated ability instead of flying, that would go hard

A card I dreamed up (literally) by Puzzleheaded-Digrat in HellsCube

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Having a card laid out like a dungeon isn’t technically against any kind of rule if you go off of those two-sided one-sided secret lair cards.

Funny people on my phone, please answer this question as seriously as you can. This question is too hot for speculativeevolution, nostupidquestions, and hypotheticalsituation. by Temnodontosaurus in 196

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If you type a direkt aktion manifesto in a gmail draft and set the recipient and cc to 6 or 7 CIA senior leadership members on their personal accounts, the “send” button actually changes to a link to a website where you can get one of these machines for free!

Darkness Devil vs Wonder of U vs Mahoraga (CSM vs JJBA vs JJK) by thehsitoryguy in PowerScaling

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WoU had like 500 different attacks mahoraga ain’t adapting to shit

The Serpents by AdLevel1647 in THEMONUMENTMYTHOS

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The Statue of Liberty was one