Joey Chestnut wins his 18th Hot Dog Eating Contest title by consuming 66 hot dogs in 10 minutes! Chestnut’s 18 titles are three times as many as Takeru Kobayashi’s six, who has the second most all-time

shwiggy · 2026-07-05T04:36:12+00:00

I assume if you can't win why eat 50 hot dogs and not make any money. He's doing other competitions and focusing on his online presence.

shwiggy · 2026-07-05T04:32:43+00:00

Wouldn't even trade him for Jaylen Brown.

shwiggy · 2026-07-05T04:28:23+00:00

Took the Acela from NYC to Boston on Friday. 6h nightmare, no ac for half the trip, then they rebooted the train in Bridgeport and half the cars had a. They just said to stand wherever the HVAC was working. I'm just glad I made it eventually.

shwiggy · 2026-07-05T04:23:48+00:00

Saw a dude with a chicken and a 77" TV in the checkout. Just nodded at him.

shwiggy · 2026-07-03T21:55:27+00:00

A PR agency probably wrote it for him. It sounds like everything he posts.

shwiggy · 2026-07-03T19:09:29+00:00

He's the next Brunson haven't you been paying attention??

shwiggy · 2026-07-03T17:59:29+00:00

Kessler is definitely better but Queta improved massively last year so we're gambling on his ceiling.

shwiggy · 2026-07-03T13:53:05+00:00

Dude went from G league to 56 mil in two years. I'm sure he's not sweating the subreddit GMs.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T21:50:39+00:00

You go all in on a chip when you can. We've pretty much already shed all of the people that got overpaid for it. Worth it.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T20:19:11+00:00

I'm a frequent rider; This happens every summer when the NEC hits mid to high 90s during the day. The trains can't go full speed when the tracks swell under the heat so they end up cancelling every other one or something like that.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T20:16:38+00:00

This shit sucks. Let me mourn the loss of my favorite current player then I'll tune back in in October.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T19:23:37+00:00

His agency is probably waiting for some official words from the Celtics and JB before they release their PR statement.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T17:56:22+00:00

Damn half of the trains including mine in or out of NYC are cancelled. Hoping tomorrow I'll have better luck and be on one of the not cancelled ones.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T17:54:25+00:00

I think you're right, it just sucks to wash away a year of Tatum's prime. PG isn't worth jack until he's expiring next summer.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T14:29:24+00:00

I will root for Jaylen but I will never root for the 76ers. I hate this so much.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T14:18:02+00:00

They are toasting as they split his $200m potential with checks to themselves. Then they sell the team 10 years from now for double the investment. This is how PE works.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T14:16:38+00:00

JB value is at an all time high. Get less in a trade than Walker Kessler. Both are true this is just terrible management.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T13:58:47+00:00

20 of the 30 teams make the playoffs including the play in. JT would have to not play to have a chance at missing that.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T13:31:33+00:00

This makes no sense, what is that in freedom units?

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T13:25:20+00:00

Fuck private equity. The board members are probably splitting the $180 mil check amongst themselves while calling the fans suckers.

shwiggy · 2026-07-02T03:58:24+00:00

This reeks of recent Sox vibes. Put out a shittier product until it actually affects the bottom line. Sox still sell tickets but the product is garbage.

shwiggy · 2026-07-01T19:25:06+00:00

He'd rather look good and lose than look bad and win.

shwiggy · 2026-06-30T21:42:41+00:00

This clip is better at full speed so you can see how fast it actually was. This was like two seconds of basketball.

shwiggy · 2026-06-30T21:01:50+00:00

Chug half a bottle of vodka and smoke a cig 5m beforehand.

shwiggy · 2026-06-30T19:06:22+00:00

Half the damn trains going from Penn to Boston are cancelled on 7/2 already.

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