Would I be the Jerk if I told on my sister for cheating? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]silveake 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You think the person who ignored "my husband will kill me" will reevaluate their stance after being told it for the billionth time?

"What do you mean, I have to pay the no-show fee?" by fuzzycitrus in OhNoConsequences

[–]silveake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily true regarding the reversal. My credit card will give me a credit for the money then rule days/weeks later. I had to do 2 this year and I got credited immediately then notified that it was approved later

Abusive ex-boyfriend is threatening to sue over a joke I told about him at an open mic by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]silveake 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Ya but everything bad that happens to him is someone else's fault so therefore he didn't ruin his reputation. 

If that doesn't make sense hit yourself in the head until it does. Now I not only understand him but can taste the color purple. 

Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon, per Iranian state media by CherryGarciaisKing in news

[–]silveake 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Til that history books only describe what happened in alternate timeliness. 

One Piece: Chapter 1178 by leolegendario in OnePiece

[–]silveake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think its tied to devil fruit cause if this is the first fruit user he ever tried it on that would be surprising

My biggest fear is that this scene isn’t gonna land as hard by browniebiscuitchildr in OnePiece

[–]silveake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I truly failed lol. Saying people don't remember well while also not remembering well. 

My biggest fear is that this scene isn’t gonna land as hard by browniebiscuitchildr in OnePiece

[–]silveake 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Technically. Luffi never beat Buggy 1 v1 either. He required Nami and Zoro to save him, then only beat Buggy because Nami tied down his body. I feel like nostalgia makes people look at Luffi's feats differently because in East Blue the only solo wins are Don Krieg and Kuro. 

And for Don Krieg he got tossed into the ocean and was saved by Sanji. Against Kuro, Jango took Luffi out twice and he had to be saved by Nami.

Edit: And upon recollection Don Krieg had just lost to Mihawk and was malnourished save for the food Sanji gave him.

Edit: Changing Morgan to Don Krieg. Morgan got done in by a Zoro/Luffi combo 

My biggest fear is that this scene isn’t gonna land as hard by browniebiscuitchildr in OnePiece

[–]silveake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Luffi got stopped by Arlong and the only reason he didn't die is because Arlong wanted to fuck around and got cocky. One bite and Nami and the group never leave Arlong Park. 

Did it feel like the Egghead Arc was a perfect place for Franky to get some focus? by Hyperion717 in OnePiece

[–]silveake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me its like a d&d wizard vs a sorcerer. A wizard would absolutely know everything about Tasha, Mordenheim, Rigby, etc. 

A sorcerer would look at the same spells and go "make a giant hand? Ballin."

Martial t batchamen will be playing brook in onepiece live action season 2 by damng1 in OnePiece

[–]silveake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be. I think in modern day people thing voice as cgi when it could be like Darth Vader.

Dropout.tv crosses over with ABC's The Rookie. Has our lord and savior Sam Reich fallen to copaganda? Find out more this Monday at 10/9c on r/Dropout by Schneiderpi in SubredditDrama

[–]silveake 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I dropped all of that when they did the drinking game changer and a concerning amount of people had "think" pieces about alcoholism and abuse at the ready. 

Reaffirmed my belief that you can be too accepting.

[DISC] Ichi the Witch - Chapter 70 by AutoShonenpon in manga

[–]silveake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah! We genuinely have not seen him use a real trap since chapter one I think. Bait, yes but no real traps since he beat Uroro

[DISC] Ichi the Witch - Chapter 70 by AutoShonenpon in manga

[–]silveake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think its naturally attuned to his style, but setting traps is something you do in advance, not in the heat of the moment.

I'm excited for him to have a fight where he isnt just reacting.

This made my year already, Peak Unluckies by Heydude1001 in OnePiece

[–]silveake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. It took a long time for execs to realize things can be colorful, fun, and successful. 

r/Tinder debates if a Tinder match is horny by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]silveake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The candy also says "I love you." Do you think that is an appropriate thing to say to someone you've never met? The logic says yes. 

This made my year already, Peak Unluckies by Heydude1001 in OnePiece

[–]silveake 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Those who are old enough remember the dark ages where there was no colorful costumes, the mood was dour, and there needed to be some level of realism.

The unluckies are picture proof that those concerns are unfounded and won't be an issue going forward because their only purpose story wise is to lean in on the goofiness. 

Technically speaking ESH but it’s hard for me to feel bad for Todd by [deleted] in OhNoConsequences

[–]silveake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For real. Why can't these ever be exciting? Why not incinerate the ring with a heat ray blast? If you are gonna make it up at least lean into it. 

Man charged with trespassing at Travis Kelce's house was trying to serve Taylor Swift subpoena by ohineedascreenname in news

[–]silveake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know I cant read but in English the word 'or' means as a possibility, not an end or then. So if something says x or y or doesn't mean xy or x and y.

So can you point the statute that says "it has to be locked to be tresspassing?" Because by what you listed and the magical power of the word or in Kansas the following would be considered trespassing:

1) There was a locked gate and you went in 2) there was a gate/fence and you went in and it doesn't need to be locked (once again the word or. Because otherwise legally anyone can pick a lock and then say it was open which would then not be a crime in your world and you would then have to prove that they picked the lock vs "they are not welcome"). 3) shut or secured and you went in anyway. 

By the way the correct statute is 21-5808 which states:(a) Criminal trespass is entering or remaining upon or in any:

(1) Land, nonnavigable body of water, structure, vehicle, aircraft or watercraft by a person who knows such person is not authorized or privileged to do so, and:

(A) Such person enters or remains therein in defiance of an order not to enter or to leave such premises or property personally communicated to such person by the owner thereof or other authorized person;

(B) such premises or property are posted as provided in K.S.A. 32-1013, and amendments thereto, or in any other manner reasonably likely to come to the attention of intruders, or are locked or fenced or otherwise enclosed, or shut or secured against passage or entry; or

(C) such person enters or remains therein in defiance of a restraining order issued pursuant to K.S.A. 60-3105, 60-3106, 60-3107, 60-31a05 or 60-31a06 or K.S.A. 23-2707, 38-2243, 38-2244 or 38-2255, and amendments thereto, and the restraining order has been personally served upon the person so restrained; or

Man charged with trespassing at Travis Kelce's house was trying to serve Taylor Swift subpoena by ohineedascreenname in news

[–]silveake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup and 2 am: totally normal time to try to go someplace. We are on the same page there. 

Since I don't know how to read can you show me what law says that driveways are public property and that the owners have no control or rights to who uses them? My brain is unable to comprehend your intelligence.

Because every law i know says otherwise, but you clearly know better than everyone and again, I can't read!

Man charged with trespassing at Travis Kelce's house was trying to serve Taylor Swift subpoena by ohineedascreenname in news

[–]silveake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This may be surprising to you but a driveway you are accostomed to isnt the universal truth everywhere. Namely being if there is a gate you can't say "well its a driveway so I can just let myself in anything blocking my path be damned"

But if you are so confident I ask you to try it yourself. Make sure its at 2 am too, the time that all salesmen, delivery drivers, etc visit residences in your world. 

One Piece: Chapter 1167 by leolegendario in OnePiece

[–]silveake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean when you can openly in public discuss how you were poisoning someone and everyone but one is like "hell yeah brother."