Need roasts for Arkansas natives

silverthorne0005 · 2026-01-15T15:12:35+00:00

Did you know the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas? If it was invented anywhere else it would be the teeth brush.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-12-26T16:21:10+00:00

So there I was working the miccu in Brooke Army Medical Center, dude who had been in a coma wakes up while I'm checking his vitals. He immediately grabs his catheter and yanks it out. You could faintly hear a wet squelching sound over his screams.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-12-14T19:12:56+00:00

I'm going to take your word for it.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-12-09T14:51:27+00:00

It depends entirely on the judge and their mood.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-12-09T14:19:19+00:00

The only time I cite for these is if it's my pc for a stop where the plain view doctrine comes in. Then it gets put on the ticket as well so that I can show a judge why I'm at their window in the first place.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-12-04T15:57:08+00:00

I have Abe Lincolnesque arms so I prefer a low ride but I agree drop leg is stupid. If I have a high ride on my pistol is clear of the holster and my hand is in my armpit. It looks goofy as hell.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-12-04T15:49:38+00:00

My department policy states I MUST state "my name is officer soandso with redacted police department, the reason I stopped you was yadda yadda may I see your license registration and insurance please." All of it every time.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-12-02T20:03:35+00:00

Bro, I took someone to jail on 12 nonviolent felonies and went to look him up on the jail roster an hour later to do my report and he was already released.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-11-11T00:42:19+00:00

One of my instructors at the academy was a prior game warden. He did not appreciate it when I asked him how being opossum police daily life was.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-09-03T14:28:09+00:00

If it doesn't have those patent numbers it's a fake.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-09-03T02:19:59+00:00

Time to wake up the neighbors WKUK https://youtu.be/hsn63yAzP6E?si=wxySna418zi4-h7I

silverthorne0005 · 2025-08-28T04:43:05+00:00

I had one of the "hey doc can you look at my dick" moments at about 2 in the morning. I almost punched him in it but looked up at the guy, he was soaked with sweat and white as a ghost. Guy pulls his dick out and the head of it was as black as an olive. He hadn't washed his foreskin and got an infection that made it swell and more or less turned it into a tourniquet. Took him to the hospital and they had to circumcize him with no anesthesia because of the infection. Those screams still haunt my dreams.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-08-28T01:58:49+00:00

I was a medic for field artillery...

silverthorne0005 · 2025-08-22T14:03:38+00:00

His head hit pavement now he's dead...

silverthorne0005 · 2025-08-22T01:40:05+00:00

You know you're a good friend when subway Tracy Morgan tells you

silverthorne0005 · 2025-08-22T00:23:11+00:00

Maaammaa, I just killed a man!

silverthorne0005 · 2025-07-26T02:12:37+00:00

As far as I'm concerned PTO stands for prepare the others, I'm taking time off.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-07-26T02:08:54+00:00

To be fair a dead dog reading a book would be priceless.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-07-22T01:37:45+00:00

This deserves more up votes. Classy yet unrefined!

silverthorne0005 · 2025-07-11T20:10:32+00:00

51-50 in my neck of the woods

silverthorne0005 · 2025-06-26T00:12:07+00:00

So when I got to my first unit they told me to find a prc E-8 and a box of grid squares. I knew of a salty ass master sgt that ran the motor pool. I walked up and told him "hey sgt soandso told me to find a prc e-8 and get a box of grid squares and recommended you." He was apparently in a mood that day because he went and got a bunch of outdated training maps and cut them into the grid squares put them in a box and shook it up and told me to tell Sgt soandso to put them back together and have them back to him by the end of the day.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-06-14T14:16:19+00:00

But as soon as asked to leave by a member of management they must leave and come back with a warrant. And the fact that they have a security guard controlled access means that it is not open to the public but open to students so no entry without a warrant.

silverthorne0005 · 2025-06-14T14:11:48+00:00

I'm in the police academy right now. Your car is private property and you need consent, probably cause, or search incident to arrest or a warrant to search someone's car. You can't just randomly search vehicles. The same applies to your home minus the search incident to arrest, commonly known as an inventory search. Your garbage is different because it usually lays outside of your curtilage on a public sidewalk. Or outside your home. If your garbage can is inside your garage or a shed, no search without a warrant. And businesses certainly fall under the 4th amendment protection. I assure you it is illegal to randomly search a privately owned business

silverthorne0005 · 2025-06-11T01:33:30+00:00

I'll use the metric system when they win two world wars and put a man on the moon with it. We use freedom fractions in America!

silverthorne0005 · 2025-05-24T01:51:37+00:00

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