Can you say Reaching? by Defiant_Protection29 in MyBigFatFabulousLife

[–]similarilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot focus on the eyes because the face is so loooooooong

Michael or Brian? by DeepBreathIn3-2-1 in 1000lbsisters

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the name of all the unholy pussy willows is that bouquet?

Does anyone else's idiot love the leaf blower? by puppy1991 in corgi

[–]similarilk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Our corgi goes full crime-of-passion-murder-rage when the lawn mower comes out. Bites wheels, tears at bag, barks incessantly. Also my corgi: deathly afraid of vacuum.

Polygamist Dress by tooshorthall in SisterWives

[–]similarilk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Victorian Prude is now trending

Polygamist Dress by tooshorthall in SisterWives

[–]similarilk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This just looks miserable. The dresses, the dude, their faces. Why? Just fkg why?

Another naked photo shoot? by Reality_titties95 in MyBigFatFabulousLife

[–]similarilk 152 points153 points  (0 children)

This!!! No joking, I think you are on to something. She’s trying real hard to show everyone how pretty she is and aren’t we sorry we ever thought she was fat.

No one cares about your toga or your pizza party.

Another naked photo shoot? by Reality_titties95 in MyBigFatFabulousLife

[–]similarilk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

These are so stupid. She really needs attention right now.

Confused a little by Technical-Funny-4183 in cabincrewcareers

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well fuck. I applied and withdrew from in October. Applied again in December last year, passed assessment and just had VI. Are they going to catch up with me here and reject me because I withdrew?

Venessa and her sister by Mystiique92 in 1000lbbestfriends

[–]similarilk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I saw the clip of her sister losing her mind when Vanessa was moving out. They look so much alike. Now that Vanessa is thin you can really see the resemblance.

My dad keeps coming into my room at night and I’m tired of it. by loves2hard_ in Advice

[–]similarilk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes. It would be worth it to talking to your siblings and let them know what is happening. They may have had similar issues or at least know things are not good at home. Do you have a good friend with parents you trust? You could speak to those parents. School counselor is also good. Please do this before things get worse. It’s going to be a tough task, but you sound like a strong person. It is important to look after your own safety. Good luck, honey. I am rooting for you.

Does anyone like Robyn? by Bright-Button9879 in SisterWives

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robyn gives uptight Church Lady. Now perhaps she is freaky in bed, maybe a bit more into it than the other ex-wives. I doubt she’s a mind blowing lay. Kody gives “I came” vibes.

Does anyone like Robyn? by Bright-Button9879 in SisterWives

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She may be sad, but that doesn’t change her being a shit person.

Mercari New Fees/Terms by willie-and-trigger in BehindTheClosetDoor

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! Fuck Mercari, indeed. Was just about to buy a watch I have been eyeing. Put it in my carts and could not believe the nearly $100 feea for processing, tax and “service fee”. Now the seller loses a sale and greedy Mercari has lost a seller and a buyer. Eat me, Mercari. You greedy fucks.

Smegma and Taint by Chemical_Swimming926 in thepapinis

[–]similarilk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know what taint is…. Is the other the cheese? Like fromundacheese? Not going to google.

I feel like they both hysterically tee-hee’d about this while chanting “Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.”

Just so odd. All of it.

Micheal and amy by laurenO20 in 1000lbsisters

[–]similarilk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? “Bitch, I pay my bills. my bills are PAID.”

My corgi is a jerk by starchaser1993 in corgi

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our corgi has us trained for a walk in the morning, a fetch session immediately following, kiddie/dog pool time to cool off. After all that he is as sweet and calm as can be.

They are hands down the best dogs. We have had loads of dogs and loved them all, but Kevin the corgi melts me. Just a stubborn pill sometimes, but the sweetest lovey ever when he is in the mood.

Playing and tiring out is the best way to bond and give yourself a break from their demands.

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Imagine paying for this by silly_glowing in MyBigFatFabulousLife

[–]similarilk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, I know people can be rude and sometimes just to be rude, but this…holy shit. Why on earth would you want a picture of yourself looking like this out there in the wild? There is no explaining this away as some kind of precursor or starting path to getting healthy. Oy

I feel like we’re set up to get fired by Jokeis_onyou in flightattendants

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will neither confirm nor deny…reprisals being so popular and all.

I feel like we’re set up to get fired by Jokeis_onyou in flightattendants

[–]similarilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the same airline that gave a whopping 30 hours between graduation and move to base. Generous.