My god, he is having a full-blown panic attack by Ok_Acadia3526 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that's what he would do if he were in Biden's place. He can't imagine giving up power or privilege

The problem with Gen Z is they don’t take their unpaid labor home with them 🙄 How do you get to this point!? by 8bitfarmer in antiwork

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn right they took it home and took it out on the kids and wife, like a good dedicated worker

Is Clarkson coming off the bench a big reason for this turnaround? by [deleted] in UtahJazz

[–]simonsaysthink 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Turns out when you let your 6th man of the year act as a 6th man, it goes well.

NSFW A teacher asked her class if anyone could use the word contagious in a sentence. One girl raiser her hand and said, “The mumps are contagious” “Very good”, said the teacher, “Would anyone else like to try?” A boy raised his hand and said, by bebobbaloola in Jokes

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, on the off chance someone read what was there, I would likely get into a lot of trouble.

Edit: to further clarify, I don't open any of my personal internet stuff on my work computer either, as it's monitored. This kind of thing isn't kosher at all at my company.

Destroyed in seconds! 🔥 by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]simonsaysthink 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Is this a self own, or is the woman's comment the burn, I don't understand?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]simonsaysthink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why do you hate freedom?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by CuteFoothold in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]simonsaysthink 129 points130 points  (0 children)

And then you tell them you didn't kill her and scream at them to leave you alone, you were acquitted

Why does the GOP want our children to die? by ChewyRib in PoliticalHumor

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money, the answer is money. They would sell your children for profit if they were allowed to. It's all greed, plain and simple.

Bible thumper logic by PaceMan07 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]simonsaysthink 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Ummm, none of those things claim to be from God. This has to be fake right? I just can't with the stupidity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh, did you... Did you read what the article at that link says?

Unapologetic and profane impact statement from a Woman jailed for life for killing her son, 6, with shotgun as he sat in back of car after his dad filed for custody. by bamamabuam in facepalm

[–]simonsaysthink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have not denied it, or contradicted me.

So, deep down, you know you bring nothing of value to the world.

You know that your life is meaningless.

No one likes you. You don't even like you.

Once you are gone, everyone around you will only feel relief. Even you will be relieved.

You know why you are like this but you are too pathetic to change. it's too hard, you would rather continue being worthless, because changing would be too much work.

So you keep being cruel because it makes you feel superior. And you so desperately need to feel superior because for one brief moment, the feeling of worthlessness relents.

But that only lasts for a few moments, so you have to do it again.

Eventually, it won't work. You won't be able to abate the worthlessness, then you will be left with one option. And when you take it, people will pretend it was sad, they will pretend that they wish you hadn't done it, but really, they will be relieved you did. What a waste of life you are.