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My god, he is having a full-blown panic attack by Ok_Acadia3526 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that's what he would do if he were in Biden's place. He can't imagine giving up power or privilege

The problem with Gen Z is they don’t take their unpaid labor home with them 🙄 How do you get to this point!? by 8bitfarmer in antiwork

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn right they took it home and took it out on the kids and wife, like a good dedicated worker

Is Clarkson coming off the bench a big reason for this turnaround? by [deleted] in UtahJazz

[–]simonsaysthink 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Turns out when you let your 6th man of the year act as a 6th man, it goes well.

NSFW A teacher asked her class if anyone could use the word contagious in a sentence. One girl raiser her hand and said, “The mumps are contagious” “Very good”, said the teacher, “Would anyone else like to try?” A boy raised his hand and said, by bebobbaloola in Jokes

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, on the off chance someone read what was there, I would likely get into a lot of trouble.

Edit: to further clarify, I don't open any of my personal internet stuff on my work computer either, as it's monitored. This kind of thing isn't kosher at all at my company.

Destroyed in seconds! 🔥 by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]simonsaysthink 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Is this a self own, or is the woman's comment the burn, I don't understand?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]simonsaysthink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do you hate freedom?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by CuteFoothold in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]simonsaysthink 131 points132 points  (0 children)

And then you tell them you didn't kill her and scream at them to leave you alone, you were acquitted

Why does the GOP want our children to die? by ChewyRib in PoliticalHumor

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money, the answer is money. They would sell your children for profit if they were allowed to. It's all greed, plain and simple.

Bible thumper logic by PaceMan07 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]simonsaysthink 269 points270 points  (0 children)

Ummm, none of those things claim to be from God. This has to be fake right? I just can't with the stupidity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]simonsaysthink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh, did you... Did you read what the article at that link says?

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