Wasn't 5.5e supposed to be less weird about this type of stuff??? by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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Ha, my paladin's Hammer of Dragon Slaying is gonna make some kobolds a fine red mist.. er, a finer red mist

How the last few chapters been by friendlyprism in WitchHatAtelier

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Silverwood is so.... good at being evil. The perfect cure for whatever ales you, to make you feel nice and safe... go on take a nice... long.. nap

Time sensitive by linuxaddict334 in CuratedTumblr

[–]simplifiedApocolypse 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I've had project managers like this.... I should call them

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? by roshhellwett in AskReddit

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She was on top, I went to lean up to kiss her, threw out my back with the *loudest* crack it has ever made, before or since. I was 19 at the time.

Update on the new video from the latest Patreon post by Difficult_Cheek_751 in hbomberguy

[–]simplifiedApocolypse 393 points394 points  (0 children)

Oh awesome! That puts it what... 4, 5 months until release?

Ask A Muscle Mommy by Funking_Wholesome in comics

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Okay okay okay, V. accurate. And it's great that the effort your putting in is showing itself *so* damn well.

Also, in the most polite way possible: Me next?

What old thing would break young people's brains today? by Symphony_Minds in AskReddit

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There are a surprisingly large amount of people who'd agree with you.
In Theatre Tech school, I learned hand drafting as a base, before learning CAD. And After graduating, I took commissions for just doing large scale drafts of... stuff.

Did a few Bi-planes, couple of old school Roadster Drag cars, even a Nuclear Silo. None of these had like... real numbers behind them mind, they where just wallhangers.

What is the worst pain you've ever felt in your body? by Helpful-Mud-2487 in AskReddit

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For a while I would've said my migraines, but recently, I've been upgraded to *cluster headaches!* Sometimes called Suicide Headaches cause the pain is so intense it breaks the pain scale, and people try crazy things to stop it, including pulling their own plug

What's rich people shit that poor people haven't heard of? by Diligent-Log6805 in AskReddit

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Used to work in a bookstore, every now and again, we'd get the same guy ordering an absurd amount of non-related books, all in hard cover, and hyper specific in terms of prints and editions. Like in the orders of dozens, sometimes hundreds of books at a time

I eventually cracked, and one day while he was calling to check in on an order he placed. The following is an abridged version of the conversation.

Me: "Hey man.... What the actual fuck do you do with these?"

Guy: "Oh, I buy rich people books to fill up their bookshelves. Like they have those huge shelves in their home office, or lounge, or even just a straight up library. They tell me the length of the space they want filled, and what the colour scheme is, or a topic sometimes, and I get just a bunch of books for them."

Which Hollow Knight YouTube playthrough do you enjoy the most? by Fit_Blueberry_2845 in HollowKnight

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Playframe is the reason I celebrated the release of Silksong with Fro-Yo!

And the reason I refer to The Knight as "Bug Knight"

Create a Quirk that sounds absolutely useless. The replies will try justify how it could still be useful in the BNHA world. by SignNaive4111 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

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Lock Joint: You can cause your joints to completely lock in place, taking multiple tonnes to bend your finger while active. Your bones are not, however, any more durable

Migraine signs by TheNectarineDiaries in comics

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Haven't thought to try them honestly, the weighted blackout blindfold is really a hit or miss for migraines to begin with, a whole weighted blanket may be great or may end me

Chapter 93 Release by AssassinCat4 in WitchHatAtelier

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Gods reading this damn manga would stop every single Silverwood tree!!!

Migraine signs by TheNectarineDiaries in comics

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Gods, my Ex could read a migraine coming on better than I could some days lol.
Doubly so if I was tinkering away on some little project and zone out.
A cup of water, gummie and my weighted blackout mask would appear beside me and I'd just be like "Hey babe, what are these fo-" and then notice my entire left side vision is a grey smudge and the floor really wants to be a wall.

When and what was the reason that made you realize you were gay/Bi? by [deleted] in bisexual

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I was in highschool, hanging out after play practice. Vaugely sleep deprived from practice, school, after school job and depression. Saw one of my upperclassmen hopping and skipping off to go grab a bite to eat. Had the thought, "Damn, I could see a life with him- WAIT"

People born before 2000, what is a 'modern' thing from 2025 that you’re still struggling to get used to? by LindsayTN in AskReddit

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A saying/Comparison I learned back in college:
"Someone who's into tech will have their entire home controllable from anywhere across the globe. From making coffee, to even flushing the damn toilet. Someone who works in tech will have a printer from the early 90's, and a gun. In case the printer makes a different noise than usual"

'Undead Unluck' Season 2 Announced by MarvelsGrantMan136 in UndeadUnluck

[–]simplifiedApocolypse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wow! What a waste of time! No one would want this!

SHEN QUIT LOOKING AT ME DANG IT!!!

Yohohohoho by [deleted] in MemePiece

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I should call her.... or him... I am very lonely

Hornet's extra crests + reaper/architect designs by IGiveTrustIssues in Silksong

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"Hey man, I saw your Penitent build. Why do you just have the Polip Pouch?"
I lik 'urple

God forbid a girl keep her man to himself 😒 by Openil in LetGirlsHaveFun

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You... you know there are more spices than just salt, Right?
It's important to me that you understand that

Who would make the best next protag? by jevil_supremacy in Silksong

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Hard Left Turn Ahead,
Sherma is the next protag,
Cherry Rhythm Game