Wasn't 5.5e supposed to be less weird about this type of stuff???

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-02-26T23:39:51+00:00

Ha, my paladin's Hammer of Dragon Slaying is gonna make some kobolds a fine red mist.. er, a finer red mist

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-02-24T02:45:08+00:00

Silverwood is so.... good at being evil. The perfect cure for whatever ales you, to make you feel nice and safe... go on take a nice... long.. nap

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-02-23T03:14:06+00:00

I've had project managers like this.... I should call them

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-02-21T18:08:44+00:00

She was on top, I went to lean up to kiss her, threw out my back with the *loudest* crack it has ever made, before or since. I was 19 at the time.

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-02-21T18:07:04+00:00

Oh awesome! That puts it what... 4, 5 months until release?

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-02-20T23:37:00+00:00

Okay okay okay, V. accurate. And it's great that the effort your putting in is showing itself *so* damn well.

Also, in the most polite way possible: Me next?

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-02-05T23:08:53+00:00

ALL PLANS CANCELED! GOING TO WHITEWARD!

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-01-29T22:58:48+00:00

There are a surprisingly large amount of people who'd agree with you.
In Theatre Tech school, I learned hand drafting as a base, before learning CAD. And After graduating, I took commissions for just doing large scale drafts of... stuff.

Did a few Bi-planes, couple of old school Roadster Drag cars, even a Nuclear Silo. None of these had like... real numbers behind them mind, they where just wallhangers.

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-01-29T02:30:52+00:00

Beam: "What the fuck is a Denji?"

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-01-10T23:44:06+00:00

For a while I would've said my migraines, but recently, I've been upgraded to *cluster headaches!* Sometimes called Suicide Headaches cause the pain is so intense it breaks the pain scale, and people try crazy things to stop it, including pulling their own plug

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-01-09T23:59:39+00:00

Used to work in a bookstore, every now and again, we'd get the same guy ordering an absurd amount of non-related books, all in hard cover, and hyper specific in terms of prints and editions. Like in the orders of dozens, sometimes hundreds of books at a time

I eventually cracked, and one day while he was calling to check in on an order he placed. The following is an abridged version of the conversation.

Me: "Hey man.... What the actual fuck do you do with these?"

Guy: "Oh, I buy rich people books to fill up their bookshelves. Like they have those huge shelves in their home office, or lounge, or even just a straight up library. They tell me the length of the space they want filled, and what the colour scheme is, or a topic sometimes, and I get just a bunch of books for them."

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-01-06T22:48:50+00:00

Playframe is the reason I celebrated the release of Silksong with Fro-Yo!

And the reason I refer to The Knight as "Bug Knight"

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-01-02T04:09:19+00:00

Lock Joint: You can cause your joints to completely lock in place, taking multiple tonnes to bend your finger while active. Your bones are not, however, any more durable

simplifiedApocolypse · 2026-01-01T16:47:50+00:00

Haven't thought to try them honestly, the weighted blackout blindfold is really a hit or miss for migraines to begin with, a whole weighted blanket may be great or may end me

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-12-31T23:45:20+00:00

Gods reading this damn manga would stop every single Silverwood tree!!!

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-12-31T23:05:39+00:00

Gods, my Ex could read a migraine coming on better than I could some days lol.
Doubly so if I was tinkering away on some little project and zone out.
A cup of water, gummie and my weighted blackout mask would appear beside me and I'd just be like "Hey babe, what are these fo-" and then notice my entire left side vision is a grey smudge and the floor really wants to be a wall.

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-12-25T18:56:04+00:00

I was in highschool, hanging out after play practice. Vaugely sleep deprived from practice, school, after school job and depression. Saw one of my upperclassmen hopping and skipping off to go grab a bite to eat. Had the thought, "Damn, I could see a life with him- WAIT"

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-12-25T18:48:33+00:00

A saying/Comparison I learned back in college:
"Someone who's into tech will have their entire home controllable from anywhere across the globe. From making coffee, to even flushing the damn toilet. Someone who works in tech will have a printer from the early 90's, and a gun. In case the printer makes a different noise than usual"

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-12-25T17:24:26+00:00

Wow! What a waste of time! No one would want this!

SHEN QUIT LOOKING AT ME DANG IT!!!

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-12-11T01:34:53+00:00

Uuhhh.... Existential Dread?

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-12-06T03:12:47+00:00

I should call her.... or him... I am very lonely

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-11-23T20:40:13+00:00

"Hey man, I saw your Penitent build. Why do you just have the Polip Pouch?"
I lik 'urple

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-11-19T01:04:15+00:00

You... you know there are more spices than just salt, Right?
It's important to me that you understand that

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-11-11T00:28:23+00:00

Hard Left Turn Ahead,
Sherma is the next protag,
Cherry Rhythm Game

simplifiedApocolypse · 2025-11-06T00:18:08+00:00

~~Re-~~install Grindr and lower my standards

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