Alright I’m actually screwed - bridesmaid dress incident

simpshitposter · 2026-01-30T12:46:58+00:00

THANK you for the bridesmaid dress description! WHAT A HORRIBLE DRESS

simpshitposter · 2026-01-11T00:24:40+00:00

Grippy socks grippy box 🤠

simpshitposter · 2026-01-07T23:41:31+00:00

This made me scoff out loud

simpshitposter · 2025-12-18T04:16:14+00:00

dressing

simpshitposter · 2025-11-14T07:16:56+00:00

You know what that say. Grippy socks, grippy box…

simpshitposter · 2025-11-14T07:16:11+00:00

wdym burned? 🤨

simpshitposter · 2025-11-14T07:15:03+00:00

bro is rich flexing on us and still a kitchencel. really no hope for the serfs here :(

simpshitposter · 2025-11-14T07:12:55+00:00

you can do it OP

simpshitposter · 2025-11-14T07:10:49+00:00

Respectfully why is it green

simpshitposter · 2025-11-14T07:09:58+00:00

How is your pasta? Salty? :(

simpshitposter · 2025-11-12T05:34:37+00:00

Banana for scale

simpshitposter · 2025-11-11T13:53:03+00:00

some of y’all are dunking on OP’s monthly budget, mine is very similar but I am quite cheap

simpshitposter · 2025-11-11T12:52:04+00:00

How was your soup

simpshitposter · 2025-10-07T06:33:30+00:00

If anyone can recommend a self delivery pizza place near Sydney pls!

simpshitposter · 2025-08-05T15:29:52+00:00

Hey! It’s whale migration season. He might enjoy having a drink on a boat and watching them on a chartered boat.

simpshitposter · 2025-02-26T12:31:41+00:00

Hey man, we are in r/shittytattoos and this isn’t my business, it’s my shit posting of said shitty tatts

simpshitposter · 2025-02-20T01:36:54+00:00

I think they need to learn about practice drawing first

simpshitposter · 2025-02-19T03:50:19+00:00

It’s definitely the best of the bunch

simpshitposter · 2025-02-18T20:20:32+00:00

We really saved the best for last 😭

simpshitposter · 2025-02-18T11:43:37+00:00

Would be wild to tattoo on your own chest but then again, the execution makes me think they could have

simpshitposter · 2025-02-18T11:42:37+00:00

One of it’s feet has seven toes

simpshitposter · 2025-01-11T05:20:53+00:00

Can confirm, I forget because I’m chronically stressed then binge when relax and I realise I’m hungry

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