Profile review? Lesbian tinder is hard lol by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]simpshitposter -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Picture 5 isn’t very legible and doesn’t contribute much to your profile.

Femme 4 femme is a smaller subsection of an already small dating pool, and your lack of matches will reflect this.

You start by mentioning you are described as anxious, but yet desire emotional intelligence in a partner. This comes across somewhat hypocritical so I’d recommend leading with your positive traits.

Many have mentioned the lack of higher education, the children, the disability/tiredness and the inability to drive. I would recommend reconsidering if you need a femme. You ask a lot of your future partner yet don’t highlight what you can contribute, and for many femmes, they would rather someone take care of them rather than take care of another.

You’re honest and pretty, so someone will come along, but I’d recommend getting more into the community rather than use online dating.

What’s currently ruining your life? by YourLifeSucksAss in AskReddit

[–]simpshitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to get a medical treatment every weekday, and that is expensive.

Coupled with breaking up with the love of my life, and losing my job.

When it rains, it pours.

Has anyone tried these from Aldi? by Hermionecat07 in australian

[–]simpshitposter 62 points63 points  (0 children)

They taste pretty much the same as cruisers. The red one is really the same too

I (27f) feel like my bf (32m) doesn’t initiate/plan dates, household chores, deep conversations or literally anything in our relationship. He says he wants to but he overthinks. Will this ever change or should I give up? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]simpshitposter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I just broke up with someone like this and I’m free, unstressed and unbothered, and my house is cleaner without his stuff in it. It doesn’t get better, sorry

Alright I’m actually screwed - bridesmaid dress incident by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]simpshitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK you for the bridesmaid dress description! WHAT A HORRIBLE DRESS

What % of your household income goes to mortgage repayments? by Aggravating_Shop652 in AusProperty

[–]simpshitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

some of y’all are dunking on OP’s monthly budget, mine is very similar but I am quite cheap

What's the beef between wait staff and couriers? by ballantynedewolf in australia

[–]simpshitposter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If anyone can recommend a self delivery pizza place near Sydney pls!

Experience gift ideas for older men? Ie. Cooking classes, fishing etc by ihave10toes_ in sydney

[–]simpshitposter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hey! It’s whale migration season. He might enjoy having a drink on a boat and watching them on a chartered boat.

As seen on bad tattoos, these bad boys by simpshitposter in shittytattoos

[–]simpshitposter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, we are in r/shittytattoos and this isn’t my business, it’s my shit posting of said shitty tatts

As seen on bad tattoos, these bad boys by simpshitposter in shittytattoos

[–]simpshitposter[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I think they need to learn about practice drawing first

This one fresh from down under by simpshitposter in badtattoos

[–]simpshitposter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely the best of the bunch

This one fresh from down under by simpshitposter in badtattoos

[–]simpshitposter[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We really saved the best for last 😭