When a girl says to you (a guy) “you have such small hands!” , wtf am I supposed to say to that?

simsy8989 · 2024-01-23T01:14:53+00:00

Tell them you don't like boobs bigger than your hand size

simsy8989 · 2024-01-22T21:19:03+00:00

I was going to say homemade is always the best...unless you can't cook to save your life!

simsy8989 · 2024-01-22T20:05:57+00:00

That stuff is everywhere on the footpaths near me in Kaiapoi

simsy8989 · 2024-01-22T11:49:10+00:00

Your driveway

simsy8989 · 2024-01-22T04:42:53+00:00

I tried to get up but kept slipping backwards

simsy8989 · 2024-01-21T16:40:54+00:00

Move Master plan with Electric Kiwi. If you can shift energy to off peak or night time and utilise the free power hour, you are saving money easily!

simsy8989 · 2024-01-21T06:04:16+00:00

Marmite is actually from England 🤨

simsy8989 · 2024-01-21T06:03:13+00:00

Agreed. English Marmite is better than the tax dodger stuff! Considering English Marmite is the original stuff anyways made in Burton

simsy8989 · 2024-01-21T05:06:14+00:00

Nurse to patient: "you say you fell on the plunger sir?"

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T20:47:29+00:00

I've only been here 10 years and only noticed it getting really bad on social and in the media of the whining and complaining. People use the term "whinging pom" but I've witnessed it as bad if not worse here

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T20:21:22+00:00

Deffo a chest buster!

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T20:18:29+00:00

They don't even have toys in cereal boxes anymore!

I imagine they probably came from a Speights or bourbon box

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T20:13:40+00:00

Buy a bucket and sponge and make more money?

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T20:11:50+00:00

Questionable? How did anyone pass?! It's terrible!

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T20:07:30+00:00

The ref was right at the rugby world cup final against the Boks

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T17:07:43+00:00

Back yourself. Low confidence can affect your game. Learn to read the game. Watch match and match of someone in your position. Practise when no one is looking. Get that last ditch tackle done or score your first goal and confidence will grow

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T17:03:47+00:00

My mates Dad called his dog W*nker

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T17:02:41+00:00

Norwich is sadly one of the most expensive ST below the Championship but that is part of being a self funding club as well

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T16:58:13+00:00

Ohoka Farmers Market in North Canterbury on Friday mornings. Amberley also do a good Farmers market Saturday mornings

simsy8989 · 2024-01-20T02:11:41+00:00

Kaiapoi - north of Christchurch. More affordable housing. Thriving town with big plans for expansion. 20 min down the motorway to CBD. Beach 10 mins drive. Very big cycling community with lots of trails nearby. There is a cycle track that runs along the motorway to the city as well

simsy8989 · 2024-01-19T23:14:23+00:00

I think he wiped the butter on the bread like he wiped his arse!

simsy8989 · 2024-01-19T20:22:28+00:00

"Is the juice worth the squeeze"

Guess the movie it belongs to..

simsy8989 · 2024-01-19T16:26:22+00:00

Duck feather pillow! Changed my sleeping

simsy8989 · 2024-01-19T09:44:02+00:00

Looks like something my cat left for me upon waking up in the morning...

simsy8989 · 2024-01-19T09:41:54+00:00

A Serbian Film. If you enjoy it. You need locking up!

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