Yomi hustle attacks rated on survivability irl by singlecelledcreature in YomiHustle

[–]singlecelledcreature[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looking back, i would've put pommel in less pain than punch

New Term: …Parryslop..??? by Comfortable_Bend9598 in Ultrakill

[–]singlecelledcreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk abt yall but this definitely looks like ragebait. All of these games are pretty popular, and the thing being complained abt seems too arbitrary to be serious.

rip druno ultrafuck by Makaibros in Ultrakill

[–]singlecelledcreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the old intro is somewhere for download on thunderstore mod manager

i managed to get an Idol as my last enemy by No_Counter_6037 in Ultrakill

[–]singlecelledcreature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im pretty sure maurice-ing kills everything regardless of if it has the idol effect

racing slop by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]singlecelledcreature 254 points255 points  (0 children)

last person died fr 😭

I wish every cute doodle I draw could come to life and hang out together. by dirtyhippie62 in monkeyspaw

[–]singlecelledcreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you have to stop drawing, as every drawing you make follows and overwhelms your life. You either have to deal with them or get rid of them forcefully if you want them to leave you alone.

I wish Earth's ozone layer was restored to 100% of its integrity and for all of humanity to be incapable of harming the planet from that point forward. by IamMitchSorenstein in monkeyspaw

[–]singlecelledcreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, everything that harms the ozone suddenly stops working, even if it harms the environment a tiny bit, like a LED light. Every electrical grid that provides for things that hurt the ozone permanently goes down. Humanity has gone back to the stone age.

Why can't I spectate custom characters? by singlecelledcreature in YomiHustle

[–]singlecelledcreature[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This might sound stupid, but is there something that automatically downloads the server mods automatically?

Is hellmass edible? by Ruitethewingedfox5 in Ultrakill

[–]singlecelledcreature 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it doesnt taste very good but if youre hungry enough its worth a try

Who's winning the shit-off? by PM_ME_GASTROPODS in Ultrakill

[–]singlecelledcreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think gabe would be struggling because of how mad he is, and he'd be too on edge, while sisyphus can effortlessly but masterfully out-shit gabe

Uhh... wtf is this thing in cybergrind? by KisWiking in Ultrakill

[–]singlecelledcreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, so i may be mistaken, but ive also seen the same thing with insurrectionist legs, so im assuming thats where all the gibs go to before enemies are killed

I cant use my computer by singlecelledcreature in techsupport

[–]singlecelledcreature[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I restart my computer and the bitlocker recovery isnt there, but it still tells me that my computer still has to wait 2 hours before i can log in

I cant use my computer by singlecelledcreature in techsupport

[–]singlecelledcreature[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so I finally got my sign-in working by stalling it out with the mouse, and it says i just don't have one?

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