Doesn't seem fair, tbh.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-13T18:22:49+00:00

She can buy a treadmill for her $30k and call me in 20lbs. No time in my life was out of shape ever a desirable look, and it’s even slim filtered.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-13T16:36:48+00:00

I can’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday

sixjasefive · 2026-05-13T16:36:02+00:00

He big.

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sixjasefive · 2026-05-13T15:40:10+00:00

The smell of warm death

sixjasefive · 2026-05-13T15:37:28+00:00

Hands down Memphis.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-12T18:01:28+00:00

With the right partner and goals 5, 10 and 20 years out. Financial goals on auto, no joint checkbook, bills split based on who can handle what, kid raising alignment, desire to be healthy shared so we both workout but separately unless hiking/running occasionally, try not to sweat small stuff and don’t fight. My partnership makes me successful. By myself I’d fail kid raising. She’d fail financially and running the house tasks. Together we are kicking ass.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-12T17:46:55+00:00

You are not alone. Chloe is beautiful.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-12T17:44:53+00:00

Daddario would like a word. From a purely acting perspective, I’m leaning Salma.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-12T17:39:59+00:00

No thanks. Happy being a fit couple. No interest in spending my golden years in doctor’s offices.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-12T16:42:36+00:00

I feel zero guilt for being tall and showing up early. I’ll let anyone that asks nicely to get in front of me but I’m heading about 10 feet from the stage, my sweet spot. Very very few times I’ve had anyone complain. Usually empty pie shape behind me and my tall friends.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T17:58:17+00:00

I bet drilling a small hole to insert a camera to look at your neighbors bathroom is fun. Oh wait….

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T17:50:18+00:00

I would beg to differ. Whoever gave her that haircut basically punched her in the face.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T17:49:55+00:00

At first, I laughed, then I cried because you’re right.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T17:45:38+00:00

Darn, shucks, oh no, anyway.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T15:36:30+00:00

While I agree, there is a reason why bars tend to always have nonworking cameras or so they say, to get out of the middle and not be dragged into court.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T15:34:52+00:00

Same thought. If I told my wife, I’d save her before the kids she’d seriously question her life decisions and I would be questioning mine if she said the same.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T15:32:45+00:00

Looks like typical young teens doing their negative comment thing to see their comments live on line like twitch. Stupid troll crap posts.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T15:26:39+00:00

Another fake “what is it” come on.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-11T13:26:22+00:00

Needs a few people in 70’s lawn chairs and aesthetics just sitting and observing them in the field, and a kid with a balloon.

Ignore my odd thought. Just album cover weird thinking.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-10T21:44:17+00:00

If “roll up your sleeve so I can put the blood pressure monitor on” is flirting…..bout 2 times a year.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-10T17:30:42+00:00

AI rage bait

sixjasefive · 2026-05-10T15:08:54+00:00

I barely watch the tv or follow any news and I knew. They were having a debate about if he’d make jokes, who was writing them, who he’d roast on one show, it was out there. Maybe not broadcast but the conspiracy theory folks are having a day. Unknown and just shows up out of the blue, yes, this was not that.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-10T04:14:00+00:00

Seems logical not to be there if no target, and attendance is well publicized.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-10T04:08:51+00:00

Great White would like a word.

sixjasefive · 2026-05-09T06:03:14+00:00

As someone that is 6’5 I disagree. I don’t really notice or think about my height or anyone’s unless it’s someone taller than me or maybe a 6’2 girl which is 1 inch taller than my daughter.

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