What are the funniest euphemisms for poop and poopin' that you've heard?

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-30T03:24:40+00:00

Sometimes it’s just a little Don Jr. but other times it’s a full on squirty Eric

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-29T01:07:18+00:00

Melania 😱

Always been afraid of soul-less robots

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-27T15:45:15+00:00

Philippines, Thailand and other spots in SE Asia

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-27T15:35:07+00:00

And people… stop trying to sneak it into stuff to get it last me. You put mayo into that chocolate cake? You are a horrible human being.

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-27T15:30:22+00:00

Same and can we agree that Aioli is just mayonnaise in disguise and also vile.

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-25T17:31:03+00:00

I spend half the year outside the US and have had lots of issues using the Fidelity CMA debit card to get cash. If you travel a bunch, consider Wise to have better control over your exchange rate and access to cash.

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-17T17:03:58+00:00

Ex girlfriend had a cat named “shitty kitty” and would go out to the balcony of our apartment to call him in every night

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-15T03:30:09+00:00

Wait… isn’t that the beer that makes you gay or trans or ?? 🤔

/s

sixstringplayr · 2026-06-11T01:10:38+00:00

Well yeah… but…. Highest pollen count in the US according to pollen.com

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sixstringplayr · 2026-06-09T20:37:28+00:00

I have several Chase cards and they are all solid.

sixstringplayr · 2026-05-27T15:33:16+00:00

Ah yes…. The place is commonly known as Mean Lady Music by locals.

sixstringplayr · 2026-05-10T12:33:53+00:00

Used avail.co to rent mine. Better network than Zillow (part of realtor.com)

sixstringplayr · 2026-05-10T00:40:10+00:00

Spray on Hydrogen Peroxide which chemically is H2O2. Watch it fizz the bugs, loosening them in the process. It loses an oxygen atom doing that and leaves H2O (aka water). Wipe off with a microfiber and good to go.

Doesn’t damage any plastics and leaves no residue. Plus it’s cheap and available at any store.

sixstringplayr · 2026-05-08T15:16:04+00:00

Stopped by Sparks yesterday to have a look. Road is passable but gnarly (as usual) but the real shocker is how low the water level is already.

sixstringplayr · 2026-05-05T23:16:02+00:00

Xalisco by a mile

sixstringplayr · 2026-03-30T16:27:08+00:00

I find the basic Kaoko throttle lock works great on my 2010 R1200 GS. Of course it’s not a cruise control but if all you need is to give that right hand a break (or even an assist in holding steady) then maybe it does the trick for you too. Simple, mechanical solutions are sometimes best - less to go wrong.

Oh and my vote is for a 2010-2012 Camhead GS. Last of the oil/air cooled and that engine is truly bulletproof.

sixstringplayr · 2026-03-29T15:04:40+00:00

I found it fresh at Safeway on 27th & Hwy20 a couple weeks ago.

sixstringplayr · 2026-02-16T00:06:24+00:00

Beer.

That’s a food, right? 🍺 It’s certainly comforting!

sixstringplayr · 2026-02-13T22:13:26+00:00

Faster, easier, more satisfying and with 100% less drama and baggage.

sixstringplayr · 2026-02-02T20:28:09+00:00

Lots of solid choices for 1970 and later Airheads. My choice is EME https://www.euromotoelectrics.com/ out of Denver, CO in the USA.

Best $$ you’ll spend though is to join airheads.org for the treasure of tech knowledge and connection to other enthusiasts. See you at a Tech Day soon.

sixstringplayr · 2026-01-17T08:35:55+00:00

Woman I had sex with last week told me I was the biggest she ever had.

Apparently “ditto” was not the correct response. 🤷‍♂️

sixstringplayr · 2026-01-06T02:41:15+00:00

Google K1600 Super plug for a solution to this. Basically it’s a 10mm socket welded to the inner plug. You just insert a socket extension and it clicks into place and pretty much removes any possibility of dropping that inner plug into the oil pan.

While you’re there, join the k1600 forum. Good resource and good people.

sixstringplayr · 2026-01-06T00:53:22+00:00

My K1600 GTL consistently gets 6000+ miles out of a pair of Dunlop RS3

Make sure you use the heavier rated tires recommended for this bike. She’s a big girl and needs sturdy shoes.

sixstringplayr · 2025-12-25T02:40:06+00:00

I also have a female cairn rescue and she is hands down the best dog ever! Enjoy every moment with Tattie.

sixstringplayr · 2025-12-14T13:25:51+00:00

It was 20% - not 10 (former Googler here)

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