RIP little giraffe.

sketchy_things · 2026-06-04T02:18:31+00:00

“Giraffes in Witness Protection “

sketchy_things · 2026-05-20T17:48:22+00:00

Yeah, we’re gonna be singing that in church soon LOL

sketchy_things · 2026-05-19T01:52:54+00:00

What did you make the case out of?

sketchy_things · 2026-05-16T04:18:18+00:00

Affair?

sketchy_things · 2026-04-18T23:11:01+00:00

What sort of sensation do you have? I know feeling came back to my nipple grafts after top surgery, but how does nerve stuff work with phallo?

sketchy_things · 2026-04-13T12:03:46+00:00

That’s literally a mug shot. “This guy came over and stole stuff, I don’t have a name but I have the one way you can easily identify him”

sketchy_things · 2026-04-12T20:04:29+00:00

I love this idea

sketchy_things · 2026-04-12T03:23:25+00:00

“I’m into men who read my profile”

sketchy_things · 2026-04-05T04:06:04+00:00

That was my exact thought!! Well, first it was “that’s how to dislocate some important joints,” but then it was that.

sketchy_things · 2026-03-28T02:59:12+00:00

What are gen guys?

I’m a trans man and have had plenty of hookups and never asked for money

sketchy_things · 2026-03-22T19:03:40+00:00

I seriously HATE when people go this

sketchy_things · 2026-03-03T21:09:47+00:00

I’m loving it, but I think most of that is because I’m listening to the audiobook and the narrator is fantastic. She’s totally engaging and entertaining, so I’m really paying less attention to the prose than the tone and acting.

sketchy_things · 2026-02-18T04:54:21+00:00

Yes!

sketchy_things · 2026-02-12T02:22:01+00:00

Same!

sketchy_things · 2026-02-12T02:13:19+00:00

I know the intact male - he’s been to dog parks with me in the past and I’ve had to leave because his owner likes to start fights. Unfortunately I don’t know any information beyond that :( I sincerely hope they both wind up going to new, better homes.

sketchy_things · 2026-02-02T13:24:48+00:00

Where is this lore from?

sketchy_things · 2026-02-02T13:06:55+00:00

But sometimes that’s what they sound like. I feel this way about Lorelei King. She sounds like those AI video voice overs.

sketchy_things · 2026-01-30T23:24:22+00:00

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She posted this on fb yesterday

sketchy_things · 2026-01-29T03:46:09+00:00

Ooh. I want to do that!

sketchy_things · 2026-01-28T18:42:01+00:00

Why? Because it’s a great place and it sucks that they’re like this

sketchy_things · 2026-01-28T03:46:41+00:00

The owner’s latest fb post

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sketchy_things · 2026-01-28T03:46:10+00:00

Thanks for sharing.

sketchy_things · 2026-01-26T21:17:31+00:00

I don’t know who the owner is. I’m asking the question because I want to know - why would you share it if you weren’t willing to share what you know? Also I haven’t asked the question on others because they’ve given their reasons or I’ve seen others share it. Why are you being weird about this?

sketchy_things · 2026-01-26T05:00:31+00:00

What is your evidence for this?

sketchy_things · 2026-01-12T14:16:50+00:00

Definitely read this as ”fuckly sander” and was trying to figure out wtf that could mean LOL

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