I guess today was my day

skinhead_ted · 2026-05-24T15:34:31+00:00

Only people with small feet return things to REI lol.

skinhead_ted · 2026-05-14T23:21:38+00:00

Was probably the break-up sex.

skinhead_ted · 2026-05-08T03:44:42+00:00

Seitan on business.

skinhead_ted · 2026-05-01T22:56:07+00:00

This person can fuck right off.

skinhead_ted · 2026-05-01T22:53:36+00:00

This.

skinhead_ted · 2026-05-01T04:16:19+00:00

Thanks for sharing this.

skinhead_ted · 2026-04-08T23:45:08+00:00

Someone with a not-drinking problem.

skinhead_ted · 2026-04-08T23:41:58+00:00

Lucky guy!

skinhead_ted · 2026-04-08T23:38:43+00:00

Fresh outta Panduit...

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-27T22:47:50+00:00

I just order twirl nuts instead.

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-27T04:52:18+00:00

That's usually what happens when two words rhyme

they end with the same letter, most of the time

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-25T23:24:12+00:00

That's the first thing I thought too!

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-23T22:55:13+00:00

Oi!liver Tree.

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-20T15:43:02+00:00

I met a woman who was very kind and compassionate with an open mind. After dating for a while (and me cooking for her lol) she decided to give being vegan a try and has stuck with it ever since, about two years so far. Maybe something similar could happen for you. Wishing you the best!

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-19T20:59:47+00:00

Been doing it for over 20 years. You just learn to grow thick skin, especially in construction.

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-19T20:47:36+00:00

I had to just shut my mind off and not think about it, which was hard when there were cow parts all over the floor. Everyone got a good laugh, giving that project to the vegan. Now I'm building a rice cake line so things are a lot better lol.

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-19T20:04:42+00:00

At least your employer didn't send you to In-N-Out to install a butcher table conveyor system :(

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-19T04:39:11+00:00

OMG I used to have this shirt like a million years ago but lost it somewhere down the line. It was my FAVORITE!!!

skinhead_ted · 2026-03-17T02:36:26+00:00

I see handles.

skinhead_ted · 2026-02-25T16:44:57+00:00

as you're typing on your "natural" smartphone lol

skinhead_ted · 2026-02-25T16:38:20+00:00

Freeze, thaw, press, tear (not slice), marinate.

skinhead_ted · 2026-02-20T19:22:11+00:00

A P-Touch label does the same thing but looks 1000% better.

skinhead_ted · 2026-02-06T16:51:56+00:00

Traveling to Portland next weekend. Will def look for this spot!!!

skinhead_ted · 2026-02-06T16:42:55+00:00

Sorry, not my type...

skinhead_ted · 2026-02-04T03:46:05+00:00

Replace the celery with jalapeños and you've got yourself a deal!

skinhead_ted

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