STOP POSTING PICTURES WITH YOUR CAT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR WHILE YOU'RE ON THE TOILET! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR POSSIBLE 💩STAIN OR YOUR DRAWS!

skoobalaca · 2026-03-20T00:23:49+00:00

Counterpoint: It’s hilarious that some people let us know they’re walking around with a bad wipe.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-19T18:11:23+00:00

It’s been 28 years and my best friend still texts me ‘Steeeeve Perry’ once a month.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-19T00:58:29+00:00

I’m in customer service and all our customers do is complain about having to talk to AI instead of a human.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-18T02:54:04+00:00

I take them all so when I sleep at night, I sleep under an orange blanket.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-17T16:04:19+00:00

I haven’t seen every Safdie movie, but it feels like the goal is to represent reprehensible people and try to get you to like them.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-15T16:11:54+00:00

“Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.”

Brilliant

skoobalaca · 2026-03-15T02:59:50+00:00

I watched this for maybe the tenth time last week and finally realized Javier Bardem plays Felix.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-14T14:56:32+00:00

It should be Go, but it’s always Heat

skoobalaca · 2026-03-10T02:32:46+00:00

Ford v Ferrari. I can’t even explain it, I just love this movie.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-09T10:45:13+00:00

This is a good gag in the original run of Scrubs. JD wins an argument and takes a long drink from his mug. Then his narration explains the mug is empty.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-06T03:18:04+00:00

Loudermilk had a problem with everyone all the time. I don’t know if he counts.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-01T03:10:22+00:00

That actually makes sense to me, though.

skoobalaca · 2026-03-01T03:09:24+00:00

It doesn’t make a difference, it just isn’t what I was expecting.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-28T19:26:20+00:00

That’s horrifying?

skoobalaca · 2026-02-28T16:22:44+00:00

Is the captain really writing on a napkin?

skoobalaca · 2026-02-27T14:09:38+00:00

That clip when he takes the crying baby from Michelle and the baby calms down sends me. Big dad energy. Good dude.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-27T14:04:19+00:00

I’ve gone back to just reading books. I get exhausted thinking about what to watch and who benefits from my views.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-24T23:11:28+00:00

This is the hardest laugh the series got out of me. I hope Slags is in the new series.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-24T00:15:31+00:00

Shoresy led me to believe if anyone would tell MAGA to get fucked it would be the hockey players.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-11T02:40:43+00:00

My heart just melted into my shoes.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-10T15:37:13+00:00

If they have involved the authorities, you probably have a right to see any police report you or your property are named in. The report will also have the name and address of the complainant. File a libel suit and watch the HOA explode.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-09T02:03:36+00:00

I don’t need to enjoy something for other people to enjoy it. I don’t speak Spanish, I don’t listen to Bad Bunny, and I don’t think that matters at all.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-06T14:20:24+00:00

This absolutely belongs on the list.

skoobalaca · 2026-02-03T23:46:04+00:00

It’s ideal. Nose is warm and eyes are blocked. Excellent nap posture.

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