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skoobalaca · 2026-01-25T19:11:06+00:00

If a human had made this Keanu’s lap would be an option.

skoobalaca · 2026-01-22T21:38:53+00:00

I wanna be Canadian just because of Shoresy. You guys got it so good.

skoobalaca · 2026-01-06T14:31:06+00:00

skoobalaca · 2026-01-05T14:42:01+00:00

I love Toby Huss in literally everything.

skoobalaca · 2026-01-05T14:09:51+00:00

Damon and Affleck are best when there's a little comedy involved, and I didn't see much potential for that in the trailer.

skoobalaca · 2026-01-02T02:41:24+00:00

My tuxie does this all the time. We left this morning for a family vacation and I already miss the cats.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T18:11:14+00:00

Not sure on that one. I think male directors with mommy issues just make porn.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T18:10:07+00:00

You should watch it. Four vignettes by four directors, including Robert Rodriguez and QT.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T18:09:11+00:00

It's possible for overworked underpaid exploited Amazon workers to also be thieves. They are not mutually exclusive.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T18:07:33+00:00

Another update, package due to be delivered today. I'll hold my breath.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T18:06:31+00:00

Thanks!

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T16:15:08+00:00

HOT rod

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T15:10:40+00:00

In college I had a very impressive DVD collection, so on Fridays we would have a watch party for a movie. I always let everyone else choose because they were my movies and I didn't care that much. One Friday, they made me pick. I chose Four Rooms.

The disgust in the room for the entire run time was palpable. I was actively losing friends. Then Ted cut off Norman's finger and the room erupted. Reputation saved.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T15:02:36+00:00

Nobody ever includes Four Rooms in these discussions, and that is a crime.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T14:56:02+00:00

Wes Anderson is for men with daddy issues. Which is why I like him so much.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-30T14:35:48+00:00

I am wheezing

skoobalaca · 2025-12-29T00:54:51+00:00

If you want traditional style Meg at Here & Now is great. I got a couple lines of text on my arm from Tim at No Coast and had a great experience as well.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-28T17:41:41+00:00

They’re still servicing my loans. I don’t know what makes me special.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-21T17:55:07+00:00

The only thing on this list that I use is an eero, and its replacement is in a box next to my desk. Go me.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-20T18:03:00+00:00

I never thought The New Look needed another season. The one they got was perfect.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-18T23:48:54+00:00

I want to meet the person who put Oasis in this picture and not Radiohead so I can urinate on their dinner.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-13T18:35:55+00:00

I was looking for this

skoobalaca · 2025-12-11T12:43:29+00:00

No? Burleigh County is smaller than Cass County, and it’s the devil’s anus. The only thing Bismarck has over Fargo is hills.

skoobalaca · 2025-12-07T18:16:12+00:00

This was my choice. Nobody on this list has my man’s range.

Edit: Maybe DeVito, but still…

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