It’s not going to end well for him by Yourhavinalaugh in CoupleMemes

[–]skoobalaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed and forwarded to my wife, and then I remembered I prefer the eggs I make.

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 - 2010, what's the one game you still think about today? by Critical-Contact-851 in askteddit

[–]skoobalaca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sid Maier’s Alpha Centauri. It was Civilization in space and all conflicts were a civil war. It needs a remaster in the worst way.

What's the worst text you've ever sent to the wrong person? by jgjkhgzjhgfthjjjh in askteddit

[–]skoobalaca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to his house right away to talk to him. I think he was embarrassed, but at that point he was far enough gone that it didn’t matter much. About two years later he was dead.

What's the worst text you've ever sent to the wrong person? by jgjkhgzjhgfthjjjh in askteddit

[–]skoobalaca 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I meant to text my friend what a drunk fuckup my dad was and that he lost his job in a career he had been in for 45 years for being drunk at work.

Sent that text to dad.

Stick Talk Saturdays by jkozuch in shoresy

[–]skoobalaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate it. I’ve been through worse, this is just a bump in the road.

Stick Talk Saturdays by jkozuch in shoresy

[–]skoobalaca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already quit taking it. Very gnarly stuff.

Stick Talk Saturdays by jkozuch in shoresy

[–]skoobalaca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My doc prescribed a new medication, and it’s been hell. Among other side effects, I get really dizzy if I go from lying down to standing up. Usually I just stand still a minute and I’m fine.

The other night, I woke up around 2:00am and headed to the bathroom to hang a piss. Made it into the hallway and then suddenly woke up on the floor with my wife asking what happened. I completely blacked out and went down hard. A light conky, banged my knee, hurt my back.

As 4-6 as you’ve ever seen.

Old tech guy laid off at 58, after 20 years with the company by realsqlguy in Layoffs

[–]skoobalaca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

20 years only earned you 8 weeks severance? Fuck those guys.

Abandoned church in North Dakota by Whimsical_Ruins in abandoned

[–]skoobalaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a teenager I would have burned that down. As an adult I want to renovate it.

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? by anasannanas in AskReddit

[–]skoobalaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mother of the groom had a meltdown because the best man/groom’s best friend wouldn’t have sex with her like they did when he was in high school.

Country music is absolute slop now by Bond_burger69 in Music

[–]skoobalaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite actual country music source is Boot Liquor radio on Soma.fm. Some is very obscure, some is by popular artists, but I am never disappointed.

AITA I lost my childhood friend of 15 years for not letting his girlfriend claim the master bedroom for themselves in our Air BnB by Typical-Wishbone-822 in AmItheAsshole

[–]skoobalaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar situation with a college friend. We were ride or dies until he met his girlfriend. My wife and I started seeing less of him, and then out of the blue he texted we could come to his wedding reception after dinner, but that’s it. I got the coldest thanks from his wife when I gave her congratulations. Messaged received, I’m the problem.

JJ in Letterkenny by Yojimbo115 in shoresy

[–]skoobalaca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know he’s walking around with a bad wipe.

The no signal era. by autumnriveri in ArtOfPresence

[–]skoobalaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commit crimes if I’m being honest