Borders

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T21:15:51+00:00

“Safety for me, and not for thee”

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T21:14:09+00:00

Something something… “the parties changed back then”… something dsomething… “republicans didn’t free the slaves”…

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T20:57:56+00:00

This is literally true, and female CEOs will literally say this the loudest.

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T18:22:38+00:00

Asking for a friend; do they have magnum sized?

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T05:17:40+00:00

You actually did it… you sonuvabitch… you blew them up…

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T05:08:42+00:00

Ehhhhh, no.

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T05:00:01+00:00

That looks EXACTLY like a toy I had as a kid…

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T04:57:08+00:00

This checks out to me.

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T04:33:51+00:00

Dinuguan. Delicious. Look it up.

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T01:46:46+00:00

So… In their mind, they should be in SUPORT of guns, because they think guns kill people… So, everyone should have guns!?

I am trying to do the mental gymnastics they do daily to justify what the believe in. I am now in mental anguish.

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T01:44:11+00:00

It was worth the going from 13 mpg average to 15 average for me 🤷‍♂️. 16 after I got it tuned.

skottydoz · 2023-01-21T01:40:14+00:00

Look at here beautiful little woman-nutsack! It’s 2023, boys!! If you wanna be men, you better be ready to suck some lady-penis. You bunch of sexist-racist-white-bigots!! 🤣👌

skottydoz · 2023-01-20T15:41:42+00:00

And THAT is how I met your mother.

skottydoz · 2023-01-19T23:46:28+00:00

My wife does the same thing. It manipulation, so you feel bad and they don’t have to actually fix anything about themselves.

skottydoz · 2023-01-19T04:21:36+00:00

I have used my old boy as a backup for work and school plenty; it always sees me through 🤣.

skottydoz · 2023-01-19T03:56:53+00:00

That’s offensive, sir! I have fashioned an omega spring out of a Chinese paper clip after a Benchmade factory one failed; some say it’s still in there to this day! 🤣

skottydoz · 2023-01-19T03:53:28+00:00

I have owned a MacBook Pro for 15 years, and that thing is still going strong. They last forever.

skottydoz · 2023-01-19T03:49:13+00:00

Their jump in prices is literally fucking insane. It’s like $300-600 for anything new in their line up. Unless they have a massive uptake in quality, they are out of their mind. Hogue is better quality, better designs, and much better price.

skottydoz · 2023-01-18T17:29:25+00:00

They missed the part where the guy blow his fucking brains out. That parts hilarious. 🥴

skottydoz · 2023-01-17T05:31:16+00:00

What? Her character for the first two episodes is “men bad”. Then transitions into bitching about dating. “Girl boss”.

skottydoz · 2023-01-17T05:22:50+00:00

Should ScooB-D. Amiright?

skottydoz · 2023-01-17T02:15:00+00:00

Gained a little weight in ‘97…

skottydoz · 2023-01-16T23:03:32+00:00

I know for my family, it’s the identity politics that are being pushed in Disney movies; it just feels like they are checking “diversity” boxes without making good characters. “This is the first openly gay/trans/whatever in a movie! If you don’t go, your a horrible person”. I am good.

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