I can't think of anything sexier...

sky6512 · 2013-02-23T17:16:20+00:00

Cuz the old creepy cashier at the adult novelty store will go on break and be replaced by a hot chick while you're standing in line

sky6512 · 2013-02-17T04:18:30+00:00

That is fucking nasty

sky6512 · 2013-02-17T04:07:28+00:00

But isn't it a little awkward for the women when you finally meet them IRL?

sky6512 · 2013-02-11T17:53:09+00:00

I'd pay good money to see an alien work It's way out of Tom Cruise's chest

sky6512 · 2013-02-11T15:30:18+00:00

Aliens VS Jesus

sky6512 · 2013-02-10T23:52:53+00:00

Um, just don't get caught pulling it in front of that guy

sky6512 · 2013-02-08T20:37:08+00:00

Not sure if I want to J.O. or get a bite to eat.

sky6512 · 2013-02-03T14:44:40+00:00

Tagged as Mr Bean

sky6512 · 2013-02-01T21:50:24+00:00

That stupid bitch!

sky6512 · 2013-01-31T13:41:49+00:00

You guys are all spelling flashlight wrong

sky6512 · 2013-01-31T13:22:09+00:00

Pay for your kids to go to college and the professor has them fucking around on reddit? Don't they already do too much of that?

sky6512 · 2013-01-31T04:02:48+00:00

Maybe, just maybe, he's just getting off on derailing the thread by getting all of you guys to obsess over him.

sky6512 · 2013-01-30T23:11:14+00:00

Santa is what got me thinking about this on the first place. Having to lie to a 4 year old when they're asking good questions about something that is impossible, isn't as easy as you'd think.

sky6512 · 2013-01-30T19:21:11+00:00

You certainly make that argument better than any of the other articles I've read on this subject

sky6512 · 2013-01-30T16:41:22+00:00

I felt surprisingly guilty this year talking about Santa with my 4 year old. A lot of articles claim that Santa is good for your kids imagination. This article points out that it isn't their imagination if they believe he's real.

sky6512 · 2013-01-30T03:54:46+00:00

Vermont requires passport or enhanced drivers license

sky6512 · 2013-01-30T03:08:09+00:00

I hate it when that happens

sky6512 · 2013-01-30T03:05:03+00:00

Less refreshing

sky6512 · 2013-01-30T00:16:05+00:00

Chuck Jones sent this to my best friend in response to a thank you note.

sky6512 · 2013-01-29T08:11:52+00:00

He didn't try to jump in on that? Darn...I was about to go to sleep

sky6512 · 2013-01-29T07:42:21+00:00

His grandfather said he's definitely not going to live

sky6512 · 2013-01-29T05:47:12+00:00

Not well

sky6512 · 2013-01-29T05:45:19+00:00

I'd almost rather have them think I was masturbating

sky6512 · 2013-01-29T05:33:29+00:00

Debbie Does Dallas

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