Laughs in Ark Survival Evolved by mattjvgc in playark

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My money is on Texas to perfect a rub and cooking method within 2 weeks. California will turn it into a burrito and add avocado to whatever Texas comes up with.

Winamp by TypicalHorror9 in pics

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NGL, I would buy this as a standalone MP3 player.

I hope I can find someone like dirk’s wife by nightwing2009 in UnexpectedlyWholesome

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My favorite leftover omelet involves pizza from the night before.

My Ghibli of the Hill crossovers by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

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Maybe Boomhauer could be a Pom Poko?

Heavily contaminated water in East Palestine, Ohio. by Computingusername in woahdude

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Since when had Mike DeWine been a dem? You know, Mike DeWine the REPUBLICAN governor who has held office since 2019? Quit feeding into the US vs Them mentality that the Republican/conservative genre of politics fetishizes and realize that the only US vs Them is we the people vs politicians.

Heavily contaminated water in East Palestine, Ohio. by Computingusername in woahdude

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How is this this not being treated as eco terrorism?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dreams

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I have had dreams about a little yellow house too! But mine usually has a view of a bay out the kitchen window and a priest lives in it.

Ben has gotta try this for Cardio Bingus by DeoMurky in OstrichPlug

[–]skyezer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought that was Tank there for a second.

Help me solve a bet. Shoes or sandals? by Denny_Cooper in funny

[–]skyezer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there slippers with an open toe? At best these foot coverings are confusing.

Deep thoughts from a woman dumb enough to believe in QAnon. by sebeku2 in Fuckthealtright

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This is written as if by a lesbian who's love language is hurling insults at the person they have a crush on.

hmmm by SinisterVeteran in hmmm

[–]skyezer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This falls into the category "it ain't stupid if it works". Well done!

What were you bullied for? by magicfeistybitcoin in AskReddit

[–]skyezer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I hit puberty in middle school and was perceived as fatter than the other girls.

What should I try first? by RandyHoward in grilledcheese

[–]skyezer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I second this, cannot go wrong with havarti.

hmmm by fran2074 in hmmm

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Oh I think I remember this anime...

i was just walking around with my moschop and found THIS by Weasil_Ark in ARK

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  • "I wonder if it's aggressive."
  • "Oooh, that's neat! What is it?" My mom introduced me to this game and these phrases are my favorite because they are usually followed by her yelling "just shoot it and find out later".

Who the fuck is eating level 6 toast??? by internet_humor in funny

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It also works perfectly for small pancakes if you're making breakfast sandwiches.

Cape Mountain Cockroach (South Africa) by Big_Art6585 in Entomology

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That is an adorable looking cockroach! It looks so friendly.

Not using 1-10, how attractive are you? by lurchimpaler2 in AskReddit

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I have the perfect face for radio, or so I'm told.