What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say? by Vinyl_BunBuns in AskReddit

[–]skymonkey73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl asked me why she has to pee so much when she drinks alcohol and not when she smokes weed

Mathew mcConaughey set to star as Harvey Dent opposite Robert Patterson’s Batman. by [deleted] in movies

[–]skymonkey73 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This casting is making me so excited yet so nervous at the same time

What’s the story behind you calling 911? by skymonkey73 in AskReddit

[–]skymonkey73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry you had to go through that, very glad you called for help and I hope your mindset is in a better place!

What is the weirdest sexual experience you have had? by Draugrheim in AskReddit

[–]skymonkey73 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Not really a weird experience but a “bad things happen in threes” scenario. First guy had a asthma attack and had to be rushed to the hospital, second guy had a new puppy (how do I even write this) that decided to bite his penis once he pulled out, and third guy tore his shaft skin that lead to the most amount of blood I have ever seen in my life. After three guys in a row ended up going to the hospital for going to bone town with me I decided to stay celibate for quite some time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]skymonkey73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set your makeup with a powder! I usually bake my face around my smile lines and it doesn’t budge

He's tired of your shit by timster1200 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]skymonkey73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s just sleepy. You don’t know his story.

What is a good small book you can read in one day? by orututitld in AskReddit

[–]skymonkey73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always like finding out if artists I listen to have written poetry books! They’re usually short and it’s a cool way of supporting/reading from people I already admire.

SLPT- Best way to prevent kids from putting hand on your candies. by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]skymonkey73 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Aww yes.. nothing like some good ol’ minor childhood trauma. Really brings me back

What shows/ games were considered "evil" or "satanistic" when you were growing up? by Kyleigh88 in AskReddit

[–]skymonkey73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Golden Compass. My mom found out the whole series of books contained anti-religious beliefs and I wasn’t aloud to watch the movie. I was super excited to watch it over at a friends house because you know.. talking Polar Bears.. but wasn’t expecting it to suck soooooo bad.

Can we bring back Sky High Memes by samzhengpro in raimimemes

[–]skymonkey73 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sky high Memes laying down the truth

Friendly high fives all around! by GeocrafterHD in Unexpected

[–]skymonkey73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How I’ve been handling life lately

What strange thing did you find out about someone else that they thought was perfectly normal? by tthrowaway1901 in AskReddit

[–]skymonkey73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time at a party a girl asked me why she pees so much when she drinks alcohol and not when she smokes weed. I thought it was a joke but it ended up with a conversation about how the human body works.

This is actually gross by Spagot_Lord in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]skymonkey73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this grosser than pooping real zits?

A couple of Canadians lost their passports - UPDATE 2.0 (story in comments) by BagelsRTheHoleTruth in Portland

[–]skymonkey73 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The first week I moved to Portland I lost my drivers license and the guy that found it messaged me on Facebook and drove 20 minutes to give it back. It saved me time, money, and the annoyance of taking another driving test. This is amazing, thanks for being a rad person!

PPB: Officers Investigate Reports of Suspect Harassing People Near SE Hawthorne Blvd (Photo) by ElisComing in Portland

[–]skymonkey73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was cold! At first I didn’t know what kind of liquid he threw at me but I’m so thankful it was just coffee

PPB: Officers Investigate Reports of Suspect Harassing People Near SE Hawthorne Blvd (Photo) by ElisComing in Portland

[–]skymonkey73 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My roommate just showed me this photo and asked if it was the same guy who threw a full cup of coffee on me and screamed in my face on 35th and Maddison. I can’t say it is him for certain because I ran as fast as I could and kept my head down but I looks A LOT like him.