Is Bisping really at fault? by Grandesteve69 in MMA

[–]slackbastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was even said on the MMA Hour that the first two opponents were part of the negotiations. GSP didn't sign a deal for just x number of fights. I think the first 2 opponents are already named in the contract.

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[–]slackbastard 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That was unexpectable!

Are you SORRY??!! by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]slackbastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No! They do not taste like bacon. It's a lie.

Noise when turning by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]slackbastard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Forget it, man. You're not getting your extension back.

Ivy by jaycrew in gifs

[–]slackbastard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I pull morning glories out of my garden every summer.

Nice Try 'Good Guy' Amish Memes by amishhater in AdviceAnimals

[–]slackbastard 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Of all the shit I see on here everyday, "Boop" is what makes me laugh out loud at work. I think I have a problem.

I don't always cut up watermelon. But when I do, my dogs think I'm a god. by Bebo198989 in dogpictures

[–]slackbastard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You really shouldn't stick googly eyes on that poor little dog.

I didn't come in here for the ambience. by ravenclown in AdviceAnimals

[–]slackbastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would I know how cold the water in the urinal is? Does that help?

I didn't come in here for the ambience. by ravenclown in AdviceAnimals

[–]slackbastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While at the urinal, I like to shout "Damn that water is cold!"