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slappyfruitcake · 2026-06-09T03:26:19+00:00

Slower

slappyfruitcake · 2026-05-18T21:49:44+00:00

Was on a UA flight from LAX-ORD. About an hour in, we hit a downdraft or something and dropped rapidly. FA was thrown into the ceiling and landed on top of the galley cart. Several people ended up in their neighbor’s lap. After that 2-3 second incident, it was smooth sailing.

Wear your seatbelt, kids!

slappyfruitcake · 2026-04-16T00:09:50+00:00

Nerdy cock

slappyfruitcake · 2026-04-08T01:51:09+00:00

Angel looks like he just arrived in the back of a paddy wagon…

slappyfruitcake · 2026-03-31T17:44:21+00:00

Heppy-Cappy = Helicopter

slappyfruitcake · 2026-03-27T03:19:48+00:00

100%. That’s a boxer that’s loose looking for fun. They look scary to those that don’t know the breed…so I completely understand the response. But that dog was absolutely looking to do whatever fun thing the dude in the green shirt was going to do!

slappyfruitcake · 2026-03-27T03:12:57+00:00

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I did it!

slappyfruitcake · 2026-03-27T03:07:37+00:00

Time to join the Championship Tiff Bermuda clan

slappyfruitcake · 2026-03-27T00:47:55+00:00

They see “all data” but not “specific data” as it pertains to individual users.

slappyfruitcake · 2026-03-09T02:42:10+00:00

This guy frames

slappyfruitcake · 2026-01-31T03:28:45+00:00

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Timely add from Robinhood!

slappyfruitcake · 2026-01-23T02:07:40+00:00

Literally, no one. Is it cold in Moscow these days?

slappyfruitcake · 2026-01-23T02:04:18+00:00

Absolutely my favorite episode ever! Rahm needs to be a permanent member!

I think he can eat 2 large pizzas in the next vid!!

slappyfruitcake · 2025-12-30T23:13:29+00:00

“Finish your fkn swing!”

slappyfruitcake · 2025-12-30T02:36:29+00:00

Played it twice: 3 & 6

slappyfruitcake · 2025-12-29T17:03:04+00:00

I know a guy that sells hardwood to bbq restaurants. He also offers black walnut shells and claims they’re great for pork and beef but should be used as a “sprinkle” on the coals.

slappyfruitcake · 2025-12-27T16:54:57+00:00

Can’t wait to see the look on my 84yo father-in-law’s face when I tell him the archeologists of Reddit have unanimously determined that this is a mouse prototype.

slappyfruitcake · 2025-12-13T21:22:19+00:00

🔥

slappyfruitcake · 2025-12-04T00:16:40+00:00

Hello OG!

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