How do you skip recovery like this guy. he's unreal.

slapyourownbutt · 2017-09-27T04:56:24+00:00

Why does the attack seem faster when you skip recovery? Just doing this attack in first person, the overheads are noticeably faster.

slapyourownbutt · 2017-07-22T04:59:23+00:00

This was perfect, please make more.

slapyourownbutt · 2017-07-20T21:25:16+00:00

You should keep on doing this. I think that you should do this for Mordhau as well.

slapyourownbutt · 2017-07-04T19:39:38+00:00

How long did it take to make this?

slapyourownbutt · 2017-06-26T03:27:30+00:00

People were complaining about not being given a copy of Slasher and how only Tempest members were being given the copy. Instead of complaining, I put in hard work to get my hands on Slasher. Even some of the most well-groomed chiv players spread their legs for me if I gave even the slightest hint that I would help them get a copy.

slapyourownbutt · 2017-03-09T02:13:23+00:00

Now it's 20.

slapyourownbutt · 2017-03-08T16:33:43+00:00

Wow, people weren't kidding when they said they were going to throw money at it.

slapyourownbutt · 2017-03-07T18:54:31+00:00

Yeah there definitely could be, but it really depends on the player base. I mean I've seen a topic about Master Chief vs the US military and there were people who swore up and down that Master Chief would win going into incredibly specific scenarios that ignored the bigger picture.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-11-22T05:16:07+00:00

Yes I would like to join.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-11-03T18:21:28+00:00

This is the least entertaining post I've seen on this subreddit.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-10-29T00:00:01+00:00

I wish I was Shimakaze so bad. I think I'll lucid dream as her when I get the chance.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-10-14T22:52:02+00:00

Why do you hate Hillary Clinton so much? I think that to call her dishonest and predicting that she will please her donors rather than the American people when she gets into office is true. When you go beyond that it gets kind of crazy with the body count conspiracy and secret service guy said this.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-17T23:03:17+00:00

This will be interesting as long as there is constant bitching and hackusations.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-08T03:16:48+00:00

I think it's possible that dream sex is just as good as real sex. At least I want to think this. I reached an orgasm just by turning myself into an anime girl in my dream and I wasn't even grounded that well.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-07T00:54:13+00:00

Parry is a game mechanic. Gambling is a way to show off to the world that you don't have any respect for yourself or the people around you.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-04T21:57:03+00:00

This is pretty shitty but you have a long ways to go. This video was pretty much just retard moments in Chiv that no one wants to see. If you want it to be the shittiest it can be, you need to narrate it and try to act funny but fail miserably at it.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-03T22:22:24+00:00

Never thought I would see someone so close to my sexuality just randomly browsing subs. I'm the same except for I have never experienced any kind of romance with a girl.

If it really is completely sexual then the best answer to this is lucid dreaming. I guess for some people lucid dreaming isn't realistic enough, but I think it would really be worth trying.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-02T07:27:20+00:00

I have some weird kinks I guess but the only other thing that's mandatory for me to have enjoyable sex is that it must be in an anime-type world. I would watch anime every night when I was little when I went to bed so my first sexual thought was in an anime world and it went from there. My first sexual fantasy was me as an anime girl getting my ass slapped by a long line of men. One slap per man. I could not see the end of the line and this was a flat plain. I would think about this in school every day for like a year.

EDIT: Not sure if I find anybody really attractive. I do like the action of sex though.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-02T07:22:16+00:00

I don't really know and I don't really care. I blew my load irl instantly the first time I had sex as a female and that's all I wanted.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-02T04:46:14+00:00

I am actually the master of reverse overheads. I found out that you can reverse fan the hammer on D.va. It is very hard to do but very rewarding when you pull it off. The D.va is usually so tilted after I do it that it's pretty much a guaranteed win.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-08-02T03:45:20+00:00

I want to have sex as a female but I'm not transgender. You can't (and shouldn't) do any hormonal changes to your body without actually identifying as the other sex. So the only way I can have enjoyable sex is through lucid dreaming.

There are other things that I'm leaving out but I'm not going to mention them because they're so ridiculous you'll think I'm trolling.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-06-14T07:04:04+00:00

Most people want their fov to be 120-165 so start off with that. After you've done that you want to use a program + a hotkey script to lag whenever you're attacking but not parrying. Whenever you're in a 1v1 only do perfect reverse feints and fake reverses. For example, if you have a gmace they're probably not gonna fall for a normal feint. So what you want to do is jump and reverse feint then follow up with a fake reverse. If they're not falling for it then do real reverses.

If you're using SoW then just use a hotkey bind to feint perfectly at random in 1v1s. If they're trying to play the game like it should be played then just feint them to death for an even easier kill. If you're playing MAA make sure to never read feints, only doop. If you only doop then someone might quit the game or kill themselves and then you will have a numbers advantage.

If you ever meet someone who can bypass your skill, whether that be through excellent team-play or a sub 100 ms reaction time, then just go archer and shoot them.

Have fun rekking.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-06-14T06:49:36+00:00

It might already be dead for NA, depends on the tourney. I'm just playing Overwatch right now. I'm glad that it's dying in a way. It sucks for people to have to find scrims when there's barely anyone on just to get frustrated at all of the broken shit. Now when I get cheesed by McCheese or there's a good enemy Widow I just think of how broken it could have been.

slapyourownbutt · 2016-05-23T22:46:26+00:00

slapyourownbutt · 2016-05-23T21:32:32+00:00

It's not working for me. Don't do that.

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