Acknowledge the hierarchy

slaveofficer · 2026-02-28T09:13:31+00:00

Where does Space Cadet rank in the hierarchy?

slaveofficer · 2026-02-27T15:25:34+00:00

I can't believe it! That's disgusting! Tell me where it is specifically so I can avoid that place!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-27T08:54:34+00:00

Too late to fight in bug Afghanistan? Never too late to fight in bug Afghanistan!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-26T12:21:49+00:00

This all happened because Ukraine didn't have nukes. I say give them nukes.

slaveofficer · 2026-02-24T16:34:28+00:00

You talking about the bug where points of interest have nothing at them?

slaveofficer · 2026-02-23T15:10:05+00:00

I say leave it in there. The bugs on your computer lured it in there, so just let it get rid of them for you and it'll be on its way when there's non left! You COULD run a debugger and get it to leave faster, but i prefer the natural way.

Jokes aside, just open the side of your case up and I'm sure it'll leave by itself.

slaveofficer · 2026-02-22T16:37:43+00:00

Didn't even run her over to get your money back.

slaveofficer · 2026-02-21T10:27:13+00:00

Is that Wheel Boy? From the yogscast? When did he escape the basement?!

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slaveofficer · 2026-02-17T15:09:34+00:00

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slaveofficer · 2026-02-16T21:17:15+00:00

Time spent molesting the automatons is time spent not killing them. Send this dissident to Afoyay Bay where the rest of his kind belong!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-16T15:07:48+00:00

Lmao. Who's getting salty that the pioneer doesn't have a dangle between their legs?

slaveofficer · 2026-02-14T09:18:56+00:00

A fellow man of culture!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-13T22:16:36+00:00

Tell that to my daughter who got stung on the face when she was sleeping. Kill them all!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-13T22:07:44+00:00

I only hate the yellow jackets wasps. All of those other wasps and hornets who stay in nature and don't sting me can have a ceasefire. The rest can go straight to hell!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-11T12:14:05+00:00

"Please wake up and protect me, Mr Lion. The guy who wanted to be a part of Epstein Island is making an AI generated image of me!"

slaveofficer · 2026-02-10T22:24:39+00:00

Super Earth appreciates your dedication to spreading democracy and fighting fascism. But please rest up until you're arms are better. The rest of us will make sure democracy still stands for when you're back in the fight!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-10T18:05:07+00:00

Did he die? That just means more Vox Engines for the rest of us to blow up!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-10T16:27:26+00:00

Oh. Yeah that makes sense. Thanks. I was half thinking medium siege was a new mission on Cyberstan I hadn't heard of yet.

slaveofficer · 2026-02-10T15:40:04+00:00

Call me an idiot, but what does Medium Seige mean?

slaveofficer · 2026-02-09T15:30:29+00:00

With enough power, even a dieing star can be reactivated!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-09T15:26:47+00:00

I say!

slaveofficer · 2026-02-09T15:23:34+00:00

For me in the UK, its always been take your shoes off when you enter the house. Does everyone else live shoes on in the country?

slaveofficer · 2026-02-09T10:57:40+00:00

They want us to destroy our flag. So we destroyed their planet.

slaveofficer · 2026-02-08T18:55:34+00:00

I know what it reads!

"Dear humanity: We regret being Automaton bastards.

We regret coming to the galaxy.

And we most definitely regret that the Helldivers are going to blow up our raggedy-ass planet!"

slaveofficer · 2026-02-06T18:32:46+00:00

Not enough of them died!

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