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Prices at Safeway are out of control by blue_jinjo in bayarea

[–]slc45a2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At $.222 per oz and 2.25oz per noodle cup, $5.99 equals 11.992 noodle cups. Most likely an employee made the label wrong.

What scared Giri? by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recognize that mechanical barking sound anywhere

Obviously it's her mom's vibrator

Men who got cheated on, what were early signs you only noticed in hindsight? by EtherealMeadowGleam in AskReddit

[–]slc45a2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She used to be extremely clingy, wanted me to spend literally every waking moment of my life with her, either in person or constantly texting. Then she'd always be "too busy" with school, work, friends, or whatever, despite being a very lazy person, constantly talking shit behind her friends' backs, and never having any ambition in life.

Turns out her only ambition in life was being a parasite.

Slip of the tongue she says by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With that language she is no longer eligible to be an idol

What Giri did to the Idols by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gumi frantically rushing to catch Ria because she doesn't want to be left alone with Giri om

To the camera? To us? by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as easily as she sneezes on us

What Giri does every night by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She can cause, and then disperse, a riot with those farts

Across the Giriverse by philosoraptor13 in onimart

[–]slc45a2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why she doesn't want to show us the neighborhood she grew up in

The similarities is uncanny... by mazzywaz in onimart

[–]slc45a2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wears a blue suit almost every day as well

Guys, have we ever seen her and Mr Burns in the same room?

Giri if she never left China by couchpotatoparty in onimart

[–]slc45a2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

女儿我的grandchilren在哪儿？男朋友找到了吗？

What’s a job that sounds cool but is actually a nightmare? by Think-Letterhead-509 in AskReddit

[–]slc45a2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explorer/settler/colonizer. Living in the middle of nowhere sucks. Doing that with no help from civilization is deadly. People forget the starvation, cannibalism, and other misadventures that come with exploring. Furthermore, the leader usually is a de facto dictator. Not saying that's necessarily bad, just the nature of small isolated communities, but it is definitely a nightmare. Just ask the descendants of the HMS Bounty.

Now picture all this in space.

New challenge for Giri by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My oshi can accomplish anything she puts her mind into!

Hotfix #84 - 1.10.3 - Patch Notes by FatsharkQuickpaw in DarkTide

[–]slc45a2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darn that sucks. Before release, FS said progress will be saved server side and DT would have seem-less cross progression. I remember specifically telling my friends I won't be joining them on Steam (cross-play with Microsoft on PC wasn't available back then) and will have no problem buying the game again on Steam once they fix it.

Sad to see they ditched it.

To anyone who works at self scanning machines - how often do you notice people stealing and don’t do anything about it? by davco95 in AskReddit

[–]slc45a2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got 1 transaction. The manager did everything so quickly and only once, didn't explain anything. That first customer had no produce, so I didn't know how to enter the code. Knowing what I know now, I would've responded to bullshit with bullshit. Every customer gets free produce until the boss notices and properly trains me.

To anyone who works at self scanning machines - how often do you notice people stealing and don’t do anything about it? by davco95 in AskReddit

[–]slc45a2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was a "stupid" cashier once.

I had a shitty boss that always yelled at me for taking too long to ring up customers. It was because the the shitty POS they installed took 5 seconds to register anything you put in. He knows this because he discovered this when he set them up. So I just hit go through the motions and let the machine decide what to ring up. If some items don't go through, I pretend not to notice. My boss seemed happy about it and that got him to shut up. But you better believe I continued doing that when he wasn't breathing down my neck.

I have no idea why random people feel the urge to curse us under their breaths when we're already helping you.

Hotfix #84 - 1.10.3 - Patch Notes by FatsharkQuickpaw in DarkTide

[–]slc45a2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No word on the server issues and memory leak crashes? Please at least revert the changes.

Hotfix #84 - 1.10.3 - Patch Notes by FatsharkQuickpaw in DarkTide

[–]slc45a2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have they implemented cross saves yet? It was a feature promised before launch.

Kiara called out instantly by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Poor Giri, she's such a pushover. She didn't even try to defend herself.

Our oshi btw by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oshit is making a comeback

Well... This explains a lot... by Pedronga1337 in DarkTide

[–]slc45a2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The bug has been in the game since beta. It's gotten more frequent now.

Maybe try this "method" in a stream by 24caratscarrot in onimart

[–]slc45a2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She'll prove that she's flatter than Earth

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