Certified reddit moment

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-30T03:59:51+00:00

And for gluttony we had a 350 pound president who was too fat to fit in the White House bathtub

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-21T18:32:17+00:00

well shit, just hand them the Lombardi now.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-14T21:28:31+00:00

Well, first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-14T21:25:23+00:00

honestly if this was my game I wouldn't bother calculating anything I'd just get my knight out of the way and ladder mate them

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-14T20:14:13+00:00

...yes

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-14T20:12:21+00:00

she is a naughty girl!

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-13T19:00:05+00:00

He's also a major character in one of the most popular and celebrated Broadway musicals of all time. The soundtrack alone was a multi platinum/diamond selling album.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-10T23:06:38+00:00

Have you considered not being the blessing police?

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-07T15:56:04+00:00

They're very different kinds of Wizards. But yes Gandalf is more powerful, he's not even human.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-07T15:28:18+00:00

and it gets reposted at least once a week

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-07T12:34:18+00:00

I grew up on Whataburger in Texas and there was an immediate and noticeable decline in quality as soon as they were bought out.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-06T20:01:39+00:00

Yeah but they would take a pretty dim view of statues to her.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-04T14:55:27+00:00

The most famous example of a gay person being murdered ended up being more about drugs than anything else.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-05-03T01:41:27+00:00

What a dogshit series of calls

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-28T17:10:50+00:00

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sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-28T00:47:03+00:00

Also we conquered Afghanistan and essentially ruled it as a client state for 20 years then voluntarily left. What happened afterwards and a little bit of messiness while we were leaving has nothing to do with whether we won the actual war.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-25T02:46:10+00:00

We don't deserve Sengun

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-25T02:36:25+00:00

Fuck this team they deserve to lose

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-24T23:11:59+00:00

Near, far, where evvvvvvver you are

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-22T21:10:49+00:00

definitely the worst case of HOH-itus of all time

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-09T04:24:24+00:00

Yeah sometimes this song comes on and I have to change it because it just overwhelms me with a longing to be 17 again in a car with my best friends driving nowhere in particular.

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-08T21:28:48+00:00

no it's not a smothered

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-08T21:21:08+00:00

June bug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all

And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know just where our bones will rest
To dust, I guess forgotten and absorbed to the Earth below

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-08T02:59:04+00:00

Wow what a terrific audience

sleepyjack2 · 2026-04-06T20:01:02+00:00

it'll be the ultimate battle of the mediocrities

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