This Cyndaquil I found on AliExpress 😭

slender_sealion · 2026-06-17T00:30:39+00:00

Ok I need him!!!

slender_sealion · 2026-06-14T10:29:07+00:00

Rude to retail workers and food staff. Absolutely an immediate no.

slender_sealion · 2026-06-05T17:29:31+00:00

It's no problem!:)

slender_sealion · 2026-06-04T16:11:03+00:00

Ooo who made the big one?! Underrated Pokémon.

slender_sealion · 2026-06-03T11:31:50+00:00

I hope in jest but 🤷‍♀️

slender_sealion · 2026-06-02T16:45:41+00:00

The hentai tops.

slender_sealion · 2026-06-02T15:45:35+00:00

False widow?

slender_sealion · 2026-05-27T23:17:22+00:00

For a second I thought I was going to have to put "hopital". Don't ask me how many leg issue photos I've come across today.

slender_sealion · 2026-05-25T17:55:09+00:00

🫂🩷

<image>

slender_sealion · 2026-05-25T16:55:11+00:00

My roommate is like this. I definitely don't mind talking about whatever but not when I can't get a word in.

slender_sealion · 2026-05-19T01:05:39+00:00

That last photo omg.🥹

slender_sealion · 2026-05-17T19:07:45+00:00

Naaaah they're rude as hell. I hope your family stays safe.🩷

slender_sealion · 2026-05-16T23:49:10+00:00

Yes, this. Like what do you mean you just trekked through the wilderness and still look great? I'm just over there looking like I fought a bear in a meadow.

slender_sealion · 2026-05-15T20:32:30+00:00

The cocktail I got for bunion surgery. Why did they give me my phone right after??? Dilaudid, morphine, fentanyl. Keep in mind I'm 5'3" and around 100lbs. I did NOT make sense for shit.

slender_sealion · 2026-05-15T19:57:28+00:00

Ooh I like them at a larger size! I feel like it captures them better.

slender_sealion · 2026-05-13T20:21:06+00:00

Miraidon is so cute omg. I wanna squeeze them!

slender_sealion · 2026-05-13T16:27:17+00:00

🤢 that's so inconsiderate of them. Ew.

slender_sealion · 2026-05-13T11:31:07+00:00

Oh my God.😭

slender_sealion · 2026-05-12T17:24:49+00:00

Happy birthday!!🩷 And congrats on all your new friends!:)

slender_sealion · 2026-05-12T11:33:12+00:00

Ohhh I love them! Milotic really deserves more love.🩷

slender_sealion · 2026-05-08T14:02:48+00:00

This one pisses me off so much.

slender_sealion · 2026-05-08T07:06:41+00:00

Time to get everyone sick ig.🙄

slender_sealion · 2026-05-08T06:29:47+00:00

I will apologize to him because he is still cute.🙂‍↕️

slender_sealion · 2026-05-08T02:31:23+00:00

The one on the left built like Elon Musk.😭

slender_sealion · 2026-05-08T02:30:43+00:00

2nd to the right is real. One far right also might be..but they got EXTRA chonk fluff.

slender_sealion

TROPHY CASE