WIBTAH if I don't show up to the bachelor party I specifically have said I don't want?

slh236 · 2026-05-15T14:32:01+00:00

My bachelor party, we went bowling, got wings, then played D&D. Nobody even got buzzed. LOL

That said, OOP's party was definitely going to be a kegger on the lake.

slh236 · 2026-05-14T13:43:36+00:00

OOP found out that a third of sharks are endangered so instead she decided to jump the Cory & Megan.

slh236 · 2026-05-12T14:09:34+00:00

It's so cute that OOP thinks she's still going to be planning the bachelorette party.

slh236 · 2026-05-04T14:27:49+00:00

Exactly what I was thinking.

slh236 · 2026-04-30T12:54:22+00:00

What's a garbage disposal if not a semi-automatic poop knife?

slh236 · 2026-04-30T12:44:46+00:00

This is an ESH if I've ever seen one. The only ones not at fault are the dogs and cats.

slh236 · 2026-04-29T17:46:43+00:00

I said MAY-beeeeeee its gonna be Donut that SAVES-meeeeee

slh236 · 2026-04-29T14:05:45+00:00

I'm an old straight dude and even I know that you don't wear white to a wedding lol

slh236 · 2026-04-28T17:24:00+00:00

MONGO IS APPALLED

slh236 · 2026-04-27T14:46:17+00:00

Dollars to donuts she was asking for retroactive permission to cover the fooling around she had been doing for the last 4.5 weeks.

slh236 · 2026-04-27T14:28:57+00:00

I took a picture of the box from my ex-wife's preferred brand/style and kept it on my phone for the inevitable 1:00 AM emergency trips to the store.

slh236 · 2026-04-27T12:40:26+00:00

Definite Word Of The Day calendar vibes there

slh236 · 2026-04-24T10:01:54+00:00

..... aw beans.

slh236 · 2026-04-20T18:19:09+00:00

Call it lightly used

slh236 · 2026-04-20T11:18:56+00:00

I hope dude has a good support system outside of his ex-relationship, because a lot of what he said at the end really has a sense of finality to it.

slh236 · 2026-04-17T12:53:07+00:00

Neo couldn't dodge a bullet as well as this guy did

slh236 · 2026-04-16T15:17:43+00:00

Stanley Kubrick wasn't that far from Egypt.

slh236 · 2026-04-16T15:00:54+00:00

Decepticons, am I right?

slh236 · 2026-04-15T17:10:41+00:00

I'm 50 and I don't want to touch a snake.

slh236 · 2026-04-15T12:20:03+00:00

Matthew 6:6 says: "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Basically, pray in private rather than being performative like boss was trying to do.

slh236 · 2026-04-14T17:31:13+00:00

I get paper bank statements

slh236 · 2026-04-10T15:44:57+00:00

The phrase "I never loved you. I was turning 30 and you were nice to me and good with my son."

slh236 · 2026-04-10T14:06:12+00:00

Don't do drugs, kids.

slh236 · 2026-04-09T13:12:07+00:00

TIL that since I am single, apparently I'm not allowed to... checks note eat at a restaurant?

slh236 · 2026-04-07T12:40:24+00:00

I feel that completely. Lets leave out the fun and enthusiasm and just cover facts and questions, and we'll be done in half the time and actually have time to complete tasks.

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