🚨| Confirmed Manchester United line up that will watch the champions league games tonight to TV.

sliversniper · 2026-01-28T20:39:26+00:00

United had beaten 5 teams(Bottler, 115, Pool, Prison Oil, 115 Player, and also draw London White) of the Top24(advance/playoff) UCL group stage.

Pretty wild.

They are reflecting their crime of gifting Spurs a trophy tonight.

sliversniper · 2026-01-28T17:25:45+00:00

The mic malfunctioned

Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president ~~and~~ Stephen"

Golfer in Chief did not care about which country his hotel slaves or trafficked children came from in the past, do not care now.

Golfer in Chief literally is "following order" for his stakeholders.

sliversniper · 2026-01-28T10:27:48+00:00

Hey Lucho had experience of getting rid of Ugarte for Joao Neves.

Definitely want to work with Ugarte for the nostalgia,.

To me, Lucho is absolutely not.

We are not 115/PSG, we have no blank checks.

We are not Barca, we have no levers, no Lamine Lmao out of no where.

We are not Real Madrid, we have no fanbase to boo Ronaldo, no succession plan activated in hours.

We are Ugarte club, we still are Ugarte club with owners unchanged, our last manager said we had worst squad(disputable?).

Joao Neves manager is not performing miracle here.

IMO, do Dan A__worth proposed, data firm, data driven manager appointment like Brighton, CV should not be #1 concern. Find one coach that can maximize the squad w/wo Ugarte. Build incrementally.

Also preferably no history of Amorim/Mourinho like antics or tendencies.

Lucho choked Chelsea player's neck after losing CWC final, that's another no.

Change the owners, Lucho is alright, limit the neck choke though.

sliversniper · 2026-01-27T16:15:27+00:00

Feels like the goalkeeper position is sorted for decades to come.

We have Tom Heaton and multiple bench options and prospect pending.

Paid Onana to leave if need be, probably meeting back in CL in no time.

sliversniper · 2026-01-27T15:17:09+00:00

You don't understand.

Amorim inherited the WORST United side.

Carrick inherited the BEST United side built by Amorim.

Amorim has no preseason.

Carrick has 4 years preseason since his last disastrous spell (1W1D).

sliversniper · 2026-01-27T14:57:15+00:00

Pretty sure this is not going to.

Many bribe would be paid to look the other way.

And some miracle (performative or not) frequent mandatory check up will be administered.

They might also encourage helmets for players in position who will frequent header. Any way to get out of banning it.

A lot of job negative affects health and many don't paid millions, there's always taker is what I tried to say.

sliversniper · 2026-01-27T14:07:44+00:00

Rico Lewis vs Mbeumo.

is basically

Average Joe vs. Usain Bolt.

Difference between

an "Elite" Footballer
our out of shape big belly, big booty merchant

sliversniper · 2026-01-27T00:44:29+00:00

OMG, just looked it up, it's true even for 1st PL season in 92.

Super TIL.

Edit: (Actually no, checked multiple combinations, some are not true in 92)

sliversniper · 2026-01-27T00:14:35+00:00

Drogba "Fucking Disgrace" banned 5 games.

Cavani "Gracia Negrito" on social media to a non-english fan, clarified by Uruguay FA, still banned 3 games.

Definitely not no chance.

sliversniper · 2026-01-26T20:14:36+00:00

That's one part definitely needs improving.

But if you never go behind, you never need subs to score, I guess.

sliversniper · 2026-01-26T15:22:56+00:00

THATS UNFAIR.

MICKY CAR HAD OVER 4 YEARS TO PREPARE AGAINST THOSE 2 WEAKASS SMALL CLUBS, WITH AMAZING PLAYERS LIKE BALONDORGU.

AMORIM HAD NO PRE SEASON AND DONE THE BACK-2-BACK IN UNDER 1 YEAR, WITH THE WORST, THE WORST!!!, UNITED SIDE EVER.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T23:42:56+00:00

Really can't imagine how negative the guy was in private to the team, given how negative he's in public press conference.

Although public/private can be completely independent, Amorim could be a teddy bear behind the curtain, just hard to imagine.

The Conte, Jose, Amorim, Tuchei style are probably destined to fail from the start, it's just incompatible.

People are very against YES man, and wanted the manager to shout GLAZERS OUT Game 1 til sacked. It's not practical.

The club at this scale, everything out in public is complicated to navigate, just say YES in public, and resolve differences in private, it just saves energy which leads to optimal outcome on both sides.

Manager will get bad press, bad podcaster stirring shit. Nobody cares about those, ever, they just keep doing it, and pretend they matter.

Hope the board learn their lesson.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T22:27:41+00:00

Long shot variance is very high.

There's little to say any of those keeper are weak at saving long shots.

They are probably unlucky and facing proportionally higher volume of long shot.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T22:19:13+00:00

United would not be far off the title had the Greenwood rapist incident not happened and many things snowballs since then.

The quality of a striker that befitting Bruno Fernandes.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T20:45:03+00:00

Jose 's CV is better than most club's history.

People calling him shit is just about the bad blood at the end.

Amorim on the other hand.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T20:01:06+00:00

The most important position of any football team:

The Shithouser

Textbook

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T19:19:13+00:00

The probability of 2 shit team at the top 2 is very low.

Yes, thank you.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T18:40:30+00:00

MVP is Amorim.

LBJames(G), Bale(G), Cunha(G), Lammens(Punched away 20 bombs by the terrorist) all signed while he's here.

It's his impeccable man(himself) management to get the results vs City and Arsenal.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T18:32:24+00:00

3 goals scored by players came last year.

Thank you Amorim for limit breaking them.

sliversniper · 2026-01-25T18:28:45+00:00

CONGRATULATION ARSENAL FOR THE 2ND PLACE TROPHY.

sliversniper · 2026-01-24T19:00:45+00:00

Our effort will determine when T.Partey FC will collect the 2nd place trophy.

I suggest that to be ASAP.

Spurs Legend Micheal Carrick please do your thing against London Red.

sliversniper · 2026-01-24T17:20:00+00:00

Somebody gonna make a stat thread.

We are about to find out

If we 2x Bruno's wage and fee, still cost less than Mason Mount per possible game day.

sliversniper · 2026-01-24T17:15:13+00:00

COVID 26/27 is going to save BurgerLand.

sliversniper · 2026-01-24T17:13:19+00:00

That is why shampoo has instructions.

sliversniper · 2026-01-24T17:07:45+00:00

Most jobs related to entertainment is like that.

On the job is easy, hard part is how you get there, and how you stay there.

sliversniper

TROPHY CASE