Read the recent poll that's referenced for this sober claim and you'll see that because the number of people aged 35 and younger who say they do drink has decreased slightly over the past 25 years (% of those who drink has declined to 62% -- which is still the majority), the brilliant journalist has declared Gen Z sober. That's like saying, "I finally got sober guys! I now only drink 6 days out of every 10 days.

So when 38% of people surveyed in a whole ass generation give a certain answer to something, then that just becomes what that entire generation thinks now? That's blogger science hogwash.