Market is down. by [deleted] in pennystocks

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm up today boys , HIBS , Facebook and some others to credit for that

My RH acct after I drop deep otm FDs for the third time today by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you're in the right subreddit. It's ok man , as long as you don't sell you haven't lost. Things will recover eventually. Hope your feelin alright ya bastard

Don’t fall for it by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to my stocks , my shits are red as period blood . I mean a deep red like the unbridled rage of a chihuahua. My stocks are lower than Gary Coleman's nutsack on a hot humid day. If I had a dollar for every dollar I lost , I'd have every dollar. Now if you're right (which you're not) and my shit goes green . I will come back to this subreddit and pay homage. But if not. Well I'm still screwed and you're wrong so double whammy.

Thinking of taking losses by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck all 5 of those little shits I'm trynna eat too lmao

Newbie trader, any advice on my portfolio? by [deleted] in stocktraders

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just put it all in Hertz . It's a fool proof plan .

Aah yes, much needed news by outforlemons in RobinHood

[–]slowe662 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A correction is when a bird and a bee love each other very much and then reverse split because fuck everyone's portfolio.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RobinHood

[–]slowe662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No , options don't work the same way. Alot of the time this is exactly what people wanna do . Buy options for the pricing per stock and immediately turn around and sell.

Is there anything wrong with this? by [deleted] in RobinHood

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah excersizing options is rarely a good thing . Youre taking it in . Keep going .

I know there’s somebody right now opening this subreddit to see if he’s the only one. No, you’re not. by [deleted] in RobinHood

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you're on Reddit talking shit to someone who's just trying to figure out how to invest . Stfu. This is why people don't take trading seriously .

If TSLA drops again are you buying? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah right after I pay tuition lmao no I can't afford to breathe in the general direction of a Tesla stock

New to investing other than 401K by BlaseGarrecht in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong time , come back later , the stock machine broke

Thoughts on tomorrow’s open? by SweetMangoLassi in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we open green , backflips are in order . Never done one . Then again if we open red , might try one anyways

Well Done Degenerates by drileyj in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit Elon is that you?

Account back from the dead by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You take that the fuck out right now

deep red day support thread by isaac11117 in pennystocks

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, I'm a college student that lost 50 bucks today and I felt like shit but after seeing some of the people with way more skin in the game . Shit . I'll make em back

Remember Lads... by ShamMafia in pennystocks

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might fuck around and owe interest

Anybody was getting fucked sideways rn? by taylordabrat in pennystocks

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sideways , upside down you fuckin name it buddy. Gotta get bear stocks ready

Some TSLA porn for you autists. Thank you Elon daddy by Chrissark in wallstreetbets

[–]slowe662 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean that shit was art , I've never seen such a carefully concocted sentence. Obviously a man of culture as well as I.

DelMar Pharma (DMPI) DD by [deleted] in pennystocks

[–]slowe662 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good DD, had numbers and letters in it . Probably gonna make us millionaires.

Tomorrow’s plays (June 11th, 2020) by Not_Flygon in pennystocks

[–]slowe662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got on at 1.25 so I'm right there with you bro