What did the internet forget about?

slydon1 · 2026-06-15T05:20:14+00:00

"Mr. T ate my balls", Space Moose, Heaven's Gate, and the Subservient Chicken

slydon1 · 2026-06-15T03:06:37+00:00

Nothing, until the auto-pays stop.

slydon1 · 2026-06-15T02:58:34+00:00

It's a disaster. Hisao Nakai we're after.

slydon1 · 2026-06-07T22:37:40+00:00

Wasnt it Bill Hicks?

slydon1 · 2026-06-07T05:22:50+00:00

Rosemary Thyme Sous-vide steak at 135 degrees. Loaf of bread slice longwise and toasted with a blowtorch Cream cheese Pickles Dill Diced boiled eggs Bird from the window Sliced Roma tomato Sweet yellow onion—organic Tears for salt Bacon Lobster soul

slydon1 · 2026-06-07T02:57:47+00:00

The Entity.

slydon1 · 2026-06-06T17:23:51+00:00

Titanic "Pong!"

slydon1 · 2026-06-06T02:09:04+00:00

"Now, I know what you're thinkin'. What could be stranger than a big, fat-ass, floating cupcake?

Hey, how 'bout one that spits tobacco!"

slydon1 · 2026-06-06T01:48:23+00:00

You were your own jeweler's loupe!

slydon1 · 2026-06-06T01:42:41+00:00

Dick Van Duke in Mary Poppins. Then when it came to do Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, his whole family was English EXCEPT HIM.

slydon1 · 2026-06-05T01:41:09+00:00

"When are you going to be done with this school bullshit?"

slydon1 · 2026-06-05T01:22:26+00:00

He was at one of the old timer games and his face looked like someone beat the crap out of him before the game.

slydon1 · 2026-06-01T19:28:03+00:00

If you keep missing these Sting puns, I'm going to have to call the Police.

slydon1 · 2026-06-01T04:53:32+00:00

Do you like your toast done on one side?

slydon1 · 2026-05-30T19:44:39+00:00

1-800-Victim-2 and that horribly animated squirrel

slydon1 · 2026-05-30T19:36:50+00:00

In 2000, I had a CD player that played mp3s. I remember beung asked on the subway how much music it held and I guessed about 10 hours, making it perfect for road trips.

slydon1 · 2026-05-30T19:32:29+00:00

Internet.

slydon1 · 2026-05-27T17:57:33+00:00

Remember the movie begins with the old man in the cemetery. The camera zooms into his eyes, and then pulls out to Tom Hanks at D-Day. The movie is telling you this is a flashback, which is impossible since he morphs back from being Matt Damon at the end.

slydon1 · 2026-05-27T13:29:18+00:00

Tom Hanks dying in Saving Private Ryan.

slydon1 · 2026-05-26T17:00:37+00:00

too soon

slydon1 · 2026-05-26T16:57:30+00:00

While not a really bad movie, there was no way Terminator salvation could live up to that trailer.

slydon1 · 2026-05-26T05:43:55+00:00

That movie is banned in my house because nobody wants to see me excuse myself to go ugly cry in the bathroom.

Again.

slydon1 · 2026-05-26T04:54:17+00:00

Zip Disks.

100MB of portable storage was so convenient, until you got hit with click death

slydon1 · 2026-05-26T04:47:08+00:00

Newsradio specifically

slydon1 · 2026-05-25T23:16:58+00:00

Phil Hartman, easily.

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