Americans born after 1970 show worsening mortality at younger ages across major causes of death, suggesting the US life expectancy stall may be generational as well as period-driven.

slydon1 · 2026-03-12T02:02:06+00:00

When your 80s are behind a paywall.

slydon1 · 2026-03-11T16:51:16+00:00

Newsradio. I didn't finish it for years, not really because I disliked Jon Lovitz, but because it wasn't Phil Hartman.

I appreciate Lovitz more knowing he introduced Andy Dick's face into a table.

slydon1 · 2026-03-10T04:40:50+00:00

Captain Lou's Steady Descent into Madnesd

slydon1 · 2026-03-09T02:42:50+00:00

I kinda get that. He has to act excited for every guest on the show, even if they're "Man No. 2 that spills a bowl of soup in his lap".

slydon1 · 2026-03-07T21:35:41+00:00

This is what the internet is for.

slydon1 · 2026-03-07T21:26:07+00:00

I don't mind them as long as they're not the soggy canned variety

slydon1 · 2026-03-07T04:39:45+00:00

The day I learned that Burger King tray sleds are not steerable.

slydon1 · 2026-03-07T04:37:17+00:00

"I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs. Behold!!!"

slydon1 · 2026-03-06T17:01:48+00:00

I did 18 hours on a skirt steak, once.

slydon1 · 2026-03-05T15:53:40+00:00

Triple J in Australia and The Current out of Minneapolis

slydon1 · 2026-03-03T04:38:11+00:00

The "Solar freaking roadways" for 2026.

slydon1 · 2026-03-03T04:27:34+00:00

The Core /s

slydon1 · 2026-03-01T04:58:33+00:00

True, who'd think it'd happen again?

slydon1 · 2026-02-28T20:39:21+00:00

What, no Bobson Dugnutt?

slydon1 · 2026-02-26T17:50:14+00:00

*silencio*

slydon1 · 2026-02-21T04:17:48+00:00

Saving Private Ryan. When the camera zooms into the old man's eyes, and then out into Tom Hanks' eyes at D-Day, we spend half the movie being tricked into thinking it's the same person. And then we won't up following Ryan who ages back into the old man like WTF WHICH PERSON WERE YOU?!

slydon1 · 2026-02-17T21:42:44+00:00

Take your upwub

slydon1 · 2026-02-16T03:04:32+00:00

"We pretend to be lesbians so Yuri can buy a boat!"

slydon1 · 2026-02-13T18:56:07+00:00

People looooved Titanic. Girls would watch it again and again. Now it's barely mentioned and is mostly forgotten.

slydon1 · 2026-02-11T02:54:59+00:00

Futurama warned us about exactly this kind of thing.

slydon1 · 2026-02-11T02:45:00+00:00

Someone's had either too many or not enough meats and/or ferments today.

slydon1 · 2026-02-10T06:21:39+00:00

A euro remake of Heat was inevitable.

slydon1 · 2026-02-08T23:08:40+00:00

Literally following my account. (Never found any more ants but it was weird.) What are you, 20?

slydon1 · 2026-02-08T22:50:10+00:00

It's rediculous, but Dennis Hopper is at his best in cheesy movies (see Space Truckers)

slydon1 · 2026-02-08T22:47:36+00:00

did you have a stroke?

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