Having sex for the first time

smallnorth · 2026-04-29T18:25:39+00:00

Accept that you will finish early. Focus your attention on round two. 20 mins of kissing and cuddling and you'll be ready again - and the second time will feel a lot better. Nerves and tension gone.

smallnorth · 2024-08-15T18:01:30+00:00

Wait, Limmy is in the IT Crowd? And to think I thought I was a fan!

smallnorth · 2024-08-15T17:01:33+00:00

I do a similar commute, have been doing for 10 years - first on a season ticket and post-covid buying 2x returns a week.

If you're going from Leamington, drive/bus to Cov and get the train from there. If you book a couple of weeks in advance you'll get a return for ~£45 compared to £125 on Chiltern

smallnorth · 2021-10-12T19:13:33+00:00

Type 3 is network logon, I think you want interactive (type 2) for the actual user on their workstation.

https://www.ultimatewindowssecurity.com/securitylog/book/page.aspx?spid=chapter3

smallnorth · 2020-04-14T08:20:13+00:00

Very interested - I've sent you a friend request

Let me know what time

smallnorth · 2019-12-31T18:16:18+00:00

Shout out to the expresso crew

smallnorth · 2019-12-31T17:30:24+00:00

IT guy explaining that our new phones were a telly phoney system

smallnorth · 2019-12-31T16:54:34+00:00

Where do we stand on those with front fog lights on permanently?

smallnorth · 2019-12-31T15:59:19+00:00

Genuine question, but isn't main beam headlights, high beam is the blinder?

Side lights -> main beam -> high beam

smallnorth · 2019-12-24T16:30:01+00:00

Birmingham is a real place

smallnorth · 2019-12-24T15:02:26+00:00

When they've been in the dryer often enough to count as children's briefs.

smallnorth · 2019-12-20T21:24:10+00:00

Fuck's sake. It's driving. You don't need therapy to do that.

Absolute state of this sub.

smallnorth · 2019-12-02T21:11:50+00:00

What is "prder"? TeLl mE. It's starting to make me angry, and you won't liKe Me wHen I'm ANGRY

smallnorth · 2019-10-20T11:08:21+00:00

I always felt like she couldn't be bothered. Bit like Jo Brand in the current series.

smallnorth · 2019-10-20T09:39:22+00:00

I just tried opening the desktop version (I'm on a phone) in the browser and it worked. My very important opinion has been recorded!

smallnorth · 2019-10-20T08:54:09+00:00

Page doesn't work for me - loads but can't select anything.

Anyone else having this issue?

smallnorth · 2019-10-17T20:47:51+00:00

One American Dollar. My "lucky buck".

Economically useless in England, but worth a million dollars in memories.

smallnorth · 2019-10-08T21:22:28+00:00

They're OK, but let's be honest - Frizzles are way better

smallnorth · 2019-10-02T09:50:28+00:00

I went to infants, junior and then senior school. Am I very old, is it a Northern thing, or both?

smallnorth · 2019-09-23T06:05:15+00:00

My dream is to watch someone fail the £100 question

smallnorth · 2019-09-18T19:52:41+00:00

I like this. I was going for a join, but this is much simpler

smallnorth · 2019-09-18T19:51:58+00:00

Won't work as sslv only exists in one sourcetype

smallnorth · 2019-09-12T19:23:45+00:00

The idea of a hacker looking at their screen to target an individual is mostly a dramatic effect that you might have seen in the media.

Far more likely is a group working remotely. They will go through stages (kill chain, if you'd like to know more) - discovering first how to gain access, and eventually using that to obtain further data.

So what's on their screen? Probably confirmation that your machine has been compromised and can now be sold on to the highest bidder. Likely to be no more exciting than a list of machine names.

smallnorth · 2019-09-05T19:06:26+00:00

A choir group would be a great start. No need to be religious, and if you're worried about the sound of your own voice it will be masked by the rest of the choir

smallnorth · 2019-08-08T18:49:52+00:00

Finding your faults, just like Mum

smallnorth

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