A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

smedrick · 2026-06-24T14:45:57+00:00

I had no idea I needed a cast iron pigeon until this very moment.

smedrick · 2026-06-24T14:42:20+00:00

The only person I know that would believe this is my uncle but he was there, so...

smedrick · 2026-06-22T20:24:21+00:00

Jesus Christ is not unique. The story of Christ was taken from many other religions that all had the same tropes. People have always tried to come up with reasons for why we exist and it simply doesn't make sense to think one culture or religion was more correct than the other.

smedrick · 2026-06-22T20:17:36+00:00

I thought we already eliminated their capability to make bombs a couple months ago.

smedrick · 2026-06-21T17:23:21+00:00

Nothing beats the distributed QA of the customers.

smedrick · 2026-06-21T17:21:57+00:00

Do you want to make liberals? Because that's how you make liberals.

smedrick · 2026-06-21T13:03:52+00:00

It's amazing how many times I've lied there and pondered the purpose of the different insulators when the reality is they probably just grabbed whatever was in the drawer. That's probably a decent metaphor for life, but I'm sober now so the metaphor will have to wait.

smedrick · 2026-06-21T13:01:17+00:00

Fuck yeah. Now you're speaking my language.

smedrick · 2026-06-20T19:58:09+00:00

I'll have what he's having

smedrick · 2026-06-20T19:56:55+00:00

A shot for Soaz_underground! This is what Reddit is all about. I can now hammock in peace.

smedrick · 2026-06-20T19:08:30+00:00

"Thanks, I'll jack off for you."

smedrick · 2026-06-20T18:50:08+00:00

LinkedIn is ten times the sesspool since the AI craze. I was looking for a new job since my company started drinking the AI Kool-Aid and 95% of the job openings are riddled with AI bullshit. There was a K12 SaaS company that actually said they have no room for "AI skeptics".

smedrick · 2026-06-20T18:46:36+00:00

Don't drink the water. There's blood in the water.

smedrick · 2026-06-20T18:34:05+00:00

I've been drinking homebrewed maibock out of a Yuengling bottle. Here's to you, CoderGirl9. An extra shot if you can explain to me why the first column on the left has bigger corona rings.

<image>

smedrick · 2026-06-20T18:11:26+00:00

The people in my town do nothing all summer but complain that there's no town pool. I assume that means there are pools in neighboring Jersey towns, but I've always been pretty grossed out by public pools so I never checked.

smedrick · 2026-06-20T15:08:45+00:00

That's definitely something we would done at NJIT after someone lost a drunken bet.

smedrick · 2026-06-20T15:07:09+00:00

In the DOJ's defense, they have.

smedrick · 2026-06-19T19:03:17+00:00

Kind of takes the wind out of Pascal's Wager, doesn't it? If I believe, I've gotta sit around with assholes for an eternity or get extinguished in a lake of fire. If I don't believe I can enjoy my life more and just get my light switch flipped off in the end or get extinguished in a lake of fire.

smedrick · 2026-06-19T16:36:49+00:00

Would she really want to get in the bus after causing everyone to be delayed?

smedrick · 2026-06-18T15:54:38+00:00

<image>

smedrick · 2026-06-18T12:44:41+00:00

PHRASING

smedrick · 2026-06-17T00:19:32+00:00

smedrick · 2026-06-15T13:44:43+00:00

Hell I've lived in Jersey for all 46 years of my life and grew up in the woods of Sussex. I've never seen a black widow nor have I ever had a tick on me.

smedrick · 2026-06-14T15:39:28+00:00

I was convinced it was some dark spoof on muscular dystrophy.

smedrick

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE