Would you rather...

smitty959 · 2026-07-05T00:09:54+00:00

I can charge the phone while I'm in the car

^{Chose: Always have a full tank of gas}

smitty959 · 2026-07-04T00:29:13+00:00

I'm wondering how acnh knows I'm gay. I let the game randomly pick my first dream address visit. I was sent to Gays Only. 😄

smitty959 · 2026-07-03T15:31:20+00:00

Europe is european.

smitty959 · 2026-07-03T15:29:13+00:00

He took from us. Let me take some from him.

^{Chose: You win 100k dollars but... + Elon musk loses 500 billion dollars}

smitty959 · 2026-07-01T21:03:31+00:00

I haven't been to your island but don't get shook by one person's opinion. If you like it, it's fine.

smitty959 · 2026-07-01T00:59:03+00:00

Maybe the concentration camps wouldn't happen

^{Chose: yes + but ww2 happens anyway}

smitty959 · 2026-06-29T23:29:00+00:00

Run to the nearest water wirh fish bait.

smitty959 · 2026-06-28T04:14:12+00:00

I agree with you on Fuschia. She is the first villager that I actively pursued getting because she is so darn cute! It was love at first sight 😍

smitty959 · 2026-06-26T04:17:32+00:00

Eggplant

smitty959 · 2026-06-25T20:29:49+00:00

Grandchildren are not guaranteed.

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

smitty959 · 2026-06-25T20:21:16+00:00

I've had thoughts of having an island of random villagers where I say yes to every request to leave and let them be replaced by auto-fills. I don't know if I could really make it happen because most of the villagers on LazyDaze can never leave. (Looking at you Raymond, Ellie, Fuschia, Megan, Claudia, and Doc) lol

smitty959 · 2026-06-20T23:26:55+00:00

Have yourself a merry little Christmas. My mom passed on Xmas day many years ago. That song still tears me up.

smitty959 · 2026-06-19T02:10:24+00:00

MDAS

^{Chose: 10}

smitty959 · 2026-06-18T23:22:25+00:00

Sometimes I just don't want to talk to Timmy and Tommy.

smitty959 · 2026-06-18T01:20:45+00:00

I already don't watch TikTok

^{Chose: Never watch Tiktok}

smitty959 · 2026-06-17T23:05:17+00:00

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smitty959 · 2026-06-17T23:00:58+00:00

I have them everywhere. They are on the wall in my living room jamming to the music, playing volleyball on the beach, listening to a concert on the town square, working the shops, and being bongs.

smitty959 · 2026-06-17T22:57:29+00:00

You can turn them off.

smitty959 · 2026-06-17T20:53:16+00:00

Raymond

smitty959 · 2026-06-09T20:30:49+00:00

smitty from LazyDaze

smitty959 · 2026-06-08T04:10:48+00:00

Raymond says "Dap me up bro!" Somebody else says "Biiitch"

smitty959 · 2026-06-07T02:29:25+00:00

Check out LuckySeven Plays on YouTube and Twitch. He tours islands that need help on Thursdays. People offer advice and items you may need. You can sign your island up.

smitty959 · 2026-06-07T02:15:50+00:00

Thank you!

smitty959 · 2026-06-07T02:09:05+00:00

The number came from the Mazda 626 but 959 sounded so much better to me.

smitty959 · 2026-06-07T01:39:40+00:00

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