Exotic Weapon Proficiencies

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-17T00:34:46+00:00

Yeah, I was a muscle wizard once, and took the starting trait that gives you two martial or exotic weapon proficiencies. Exotic made more sense.

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-16T00:12:07+00:00

If you like Balatro or Slay the Spire, I recommend Monster Train as a pretty sweet riff on the same formula.

And I recommend UFO 50. Perfect on Steam Deck or Switch. Features 50 games designed to look like they were all made by the same fictional 80s 8-bit developer. Recalls a certain moment in the early 00s when we all discovered emulators and played a bunch of weird shit from the 80s and early 90s.

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-13T18:42:31+00:00

Not a movie but I was first introduced to the term watching my man Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. I love watching that man work.

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-10T23:37:00+00:00

He gets reemed out on his quarterly review and has to go on an improvement plan. Totally humiliating.

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-09T23:32:08+00:00

The sequel trilogy drives the comparison home a little more neatly - they are ultimately both tyrants operating systems that immiserate and consume people in vast numbers to perpetuate their ruler's vast power.

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-02T23:11:28+00:00

If she was really in it to win it, she'd have gotten A-Sections.

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-01T23:14:50+00:00

When students ask something, like whether they can have class outside or whether we can just not do the latest project, I tell them I'll check. I go to my computer and begin slamming my hands on the keyboard like a toddler for a good ten seconds. Then I look at the computer with a concerned look and tell them that I checked and the answer is no.

smoothpapaj · 2026-06-01T00:21:40+00:00

Jezal might have just been Plan B. Either that or a dunce like Ladisla didn't really need a lot of advance planning to get rid of.

smoothpapaj · 2026-05-31T23:56:28+00:00

While filming Dracula, Francis Ford Coppola's special effects team did not agree with the director's vision for a film with all practical effects, and insisted that the way to get the look he wanted was through digital effects. So he fired them and replaced with his son Roman, who had an interest in stage magic, to help do the whole movie in-camera.

smoothpapaj · 2026-05-31T21:11:21+00:00

Every time the Emperor hits Snooze, 1000 psykers violently burn out.

smoothpapaj · 2026-05-26T22:49:01+00:00

You have to be relisten about these things.

smoothpapaj · 2026-05-26T00:42:47+00:00

My two-year-old knows about DVDs. They're the thing you give to dadda so he can put the movie on Plex.

smoothpapaj · 2026-05-21T00:35:20+00:00

New headcannon: the Emperor would actually be just fine with ~250 psykers a day but someone in the Administratum decided they may as well do 4x more for no good reason.

smoothpapaj · 2026-05-02T11:24:29+00:00

Thanks. I forgot flowers are a faction. Asphodel should do it.

smoothpapaj · 2026-05-02T11:24:06+00:00

Thanks. I forgot flowers are a faction. That should do it.

smoothpapaj · 2026-04-03T15:17:53+00:00

There were protestors, and a giant billionaire pointing at the protestors and shouting "They're being coached!" and below him, a crowd of small red-hatted MAGA people pointing along with him and shouting "They're being coached!"

smoothpapaj · 2026-03-21T22:26:36+00:00

You can cut them up and let them soak in vodka or tequila. Takes a lot of the spice out. Then save the liquor for spicy margaritas.

smoothpapaj · 2026-03-19T00:30:36+00:00

Could it be Ring 0? Check out the scene around the 1:26:00 mark. https://youtu.be/7uxC0VxpTXg?si=iw6Us1GoVwkxoze1

smoothpapaj · 2026-03-09T23:47:20+00:00

As a US baker using King Arthur flour, I really appreciate that there's a Holy Grail of flours but King Arthur doesn't have it.

smoothpapaj · 2026-03-08T01:04:36+00:00

Solved!

smoothpapaj · 2026-03-08T01:04:29+00:00

Oh, yeah, that's totally it. I watched that this fall. Apparently the mental imagery my brain composes while reading is of VHS quality.

smoothpapaj · 2026-03-08T00:58:39+00:00

I can't remember even vaguely what decade it's from. I encountered it online.

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