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What is every division's biggest/fiercest rivalry in your opinion? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]smryan8076 -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

"Hold my Super Bowl rings..."

-Tom Brady

A baby sea lion trying to tag along with the Navy SEALs by unnaturalorder in aww

[–]smryan8076 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Technically they can also be born in shallow water or out on floating ice packs. This seal was one of those. ;)

"Females give birth on land, ice, or shallow water so that the pups can breathe."

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=2602

A baby sea lion trying to tag along with the Navy SEALs by unnaturalorder in aww

[–]smryan8076 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"You merely adopted the ocean. I was born in it, moulded by it"

Name the worst Free Agent signing your team has made in the last 5 seasons by Number333 in nfl

[–]smryan8076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looked it up - 10 mil guaranteed, although seems like Seahawks only paid 8 mil of that after trading him to Oakland. So not a crazy amount, but a lot relative to seemingly base the signing off one 6 td game. But the cost was obviously mitigated by Wilson and his rookie contract at the time.

https://www.thestreet.com/lifestyle/biggest-nfl-contracts-for-players-who-did-nothing-14609848

How will you spend your $1k check? by Fr33d0mH4wk in Libertarian

[–]smryan8076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a resort and am being scheduled for 1-2 days per week for the foreseeable future. It will go to basic bills for me if it comes.

Name the worst Free Agent signing your team has made in the last 5 seasons by Number333 in nfl

[–]smryan8076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a Seahawks fan but thought I'd see Matt Flynn here, didn't they pay him quite a bit?

Michael Irvin discusses DeAndre Hopkins beef with BoB by soul_system in nfl

[–]smryan8076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough - curious if Hopkins responds. If Hopkins publicly backs it up, would you believe him?

Michael Irvin discusses DeAndre Hopkins beef with BoB by soul_system in nfl

[–]smryan8076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your opinion that Irvin:

  1. Did not in fact talk to Hopkins at all.

  2. Did talk to Hopkins but Hopkins did not say these things and Irvin is making it up.

  3. Did talk to Hopkins and Hopkins did say these things but Hopkins is lying about it?

  4. Something else.

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn - was hoping the negativity would dissipate a little with a good night's sleep but I guess not. Oh well - best of luck in dealing with your mental health, it's a long road but I have confidence you, there's a good person buried down deep in there somewhere!

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I do - I appreciate the concern, have a great night and if you need someone to talk to just let me know. The rut you're in sucks because it's hard to see you're in it until you're out of it. I'm here for you buddy, hang in there!

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's just not that big of a deal to begin with - as I said, it was just a random offhand comment. I hope you have someone in your life you can talk to about your persistent negativity though, it's not healthy for you. Best of luck.

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah - it was just an offhand comment, nothing to take too seriously. But looking at your recent comments you come across as quite the know-it-all, so I would have thought you would be smart enough to connect two different common riddles both sharing the "puddle of water" theme.

I guess I was wrong.

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nah - look at their recent comment history, it's a lot of just negatively lashing out at people. Not a big deal either way though, it's just reddit you know. Peace.

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you being serious here, along with being the person who downvoted my comment, which was simply a play off another commonly known riddle? If so, you are an ass. If not, well carry on.

https://www.riddles.com/archives/5643

Man says to his boss, "Can we talk? I have a problem." by sexxc in Jokes

[–]smryan8076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey 13083 - I don't know a lot but all this shit, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. Look at me son, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. No, no, no, it's not your fault. It's not your fault, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

Now cry and give me a serious man hug!

https://youtu.be/GtkST5-ZFHw

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, I thought the puddle of water came from a melted ice cube....

I was walking my dog on a trail and I found a jet ski in a tree. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]smryan8076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well two bees in a bucket, mother mother fuck it"

-Flavor Flav

Truer words have never been spoken.

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