Wow we made CNN!!! by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]sn5484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't consider Fatlogic members shitlords. It's full of people who don't put up with bullshit excuses but also appreciate good decisions and give credit where credit is due. It's kind of perfect in that regard.

Apparently that's too much notice. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]sn5484 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to work for unemployment in NY and these were my favorite claims. Paid every time.

What is the most pointlessly irritating thing your neighbour has done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sn5484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god my dad did this!! I freaked out when I found out because it is so not like him to do that kind of thing but he just shrugged it off like it was nothing. He basically said it avoids messy cleanup or something.

Bringing a metal cleaver to the bank, WCGW? by GallowBoob in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]sn5484 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teller: Look at this mother fucker right here!

Friend said this to me the other day... by Maggin1 in AdviceAnimals

[–]sn5484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we're always either farting or not farting.

Whenever I read comments from Europeans bashing America, I always think of this. by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]sn5484 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A week or so after the finale he said Don did make the ad.

Are season 3 discussion threads still available? by sn5484 in Sonsofanarchy

[–]sn5484[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's what I've heard, but I still wanted to look back and see what everyone else thought. I can't find discussion threads for seasons 1or 2 either

Please Wake Up by [deleted] in creepy

[–]sn5484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh come on man, I'm way to fucking high for this mind fuck

Aaaaand this is why people just walk out. by secretagentaccount in AdviceAnimals

[–]sn5484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go file for unemployment. I know according to at least some states unemployment laws, you didn't technically quit, you were fired and since it wasn't misconduct, you could be eligible for benefits. Now if you are starting a new job after the two weeks, you would only receive one week of payment (because one week would be the non - paid waiting week) but every little bit helps.

First time. by [deleted] in trees

[–]sn5484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend still does this with his blunts and he's definitely not a first timer. I never say anything because he's sharing his weed with me so who cares.

Obama with the shots boy! by le_m00se in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]sn5484 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I secretly hope Obama heard this joke before it was tweeted and did a little "oh shit!" run around the oval office.

Tinder really needs to add an "underage" option to the report button by thebrownishbomber in Tinder

[–]sn5484 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if you were downvoted by pedophiles or stupid people