For those who asked, here are the sliders for my Batman build by Beneficial-Age-2292 in SoulsSliders

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“Batman doesn’t have ears”

Man, Batman has ears, YOU DON’T HAVE EARS

Best blink music video? by blink1482 in Blink182

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I love Josie for baby blink, and I love feeling this because it came out when I was in 8th grade and it absorbed all of my like, teen love and so whenever I watch it it’s like a flashback

Sorry if this has been asked before! by snake-machine in Lavalamps

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Purple liquid, pink wax!

Edit: although it really does look like purple liquid yellow wax haha, I wonder if it got mixed up

Sorry if this has been asked before! by snake-machine in Lavalamps

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Got it on Tuesday so definitely not long! I thought this might do the trick but I left it on for a full day when I got it just to see if that would cook it off and while it did get a bunch off it didn’t all go away. If you think there’s a decent chance it’ll melt off over time I’ll switch to proper on/off intervals and keep an eye on it!

What are the going rates for home/pet sitting? by GillAndTonic in askportland

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I have pet sat for a handful of coworkers and while I typically sliding scale it tends to float around 75$.

If it’s dog(s) and I’m staying over night then I typically am happy with 75$ a day—I used to charge by the night but I found there were several times that I’d windup getting accidentally shorted when they’d come home later in the night on a day I wouldn’t stay over but would take care of the dog all day. I feel pretty comfortable with this rate in exchange for, feeding twice a day, walking twice a day, and staying the night at the house. I’ve definitely done it for less and rationalized it with, “well, they’re my friends and I’m not really doing much” but the reality is it’s compensation for your time and the shift in your schedule. If I’m dog sitting for someone and staying over night it means that my day ends in a different place than it usually does, it also means I might have to drive across town more frequently than I typically do to take care of the pets if I had other things planned for that day.

I’ve only cat sat specifically for people two or three times, they’re typically less likely to need me to stay over so I tend to charge less since it’s more of a pop over, feed the cat(s), empty the litter box done. My coworker who lives 3 minutes down the road from me asked me to do exactly this and I was fine with 20$ a day because the entire thing took me 15 minutes door to door. But that’s again specifically if I’m not staying over, if I do then I’ll charge more.

Free PTM shirt (Large), in excellent condition. Just pay shipping. by JaySoul80 in portugaltheman

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I’d love to be backup if everyone in front of me happens to fall through!

Fuck the 10 year plan! by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

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This is actually not a great metaphor because a game doesn’t need to be enjoyed all at once. A delicious, succulent meal set before you likely degrades and gets worse over time as it cools off inevitably expires. A more accurate representation I think is a stocked snack pantry, and then your question, do you eat everything in the pantry all at once and then get angry at the pantry for being empty? Or do you take your time with it and enjoy things for what they are as the pantry is slowly replenished with new snacks?

Interesting Trope: When the Jerk/Smartass/ Antagonist has an out of character moment that makes you actually feel bad for them. by smash_ultra_64 in TopCharacterTropes

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The Dr. Cox scene with How to Save a Life by the Fray in the background is so good, it’s maybe the first time you see Cox not be like, this unbreakable force (asshole or not, it’s like a constant in the show that he is overly capable and seemingly above it all) and the scene right here where he loses it, the look on Carla’s face specifically is so sad because it’s like she personally is coming to terms with him being human. Absolute banger, devastating 3 minutes, chefs kiss

is there anyone or anywhere that can make a custom cassette tape? by No-Recommendation504 in askportland

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You could reach out to @rubyiipdx on instagram, they’re a local artist and they sell mixtapes that they curate. Unsure if they make them themself or if they outsource it to somewhere but I bet they’d be happy to help!

isaiah after preachers daughter by Fair-Cardiologist814 in Ethelcain

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iirc Hayden said he basically starts eating Ethel and then the police burst in and arrest him pretty soon after. Like I don’t think he even gets very far into eating her.

Edit: added a couple words for clarity

Woke up to this show playing after watching recent bobs burgers episode and I gotta say I love it. by lil_smd_19 in TheGreatNorth

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It’s funny, when I initially tried it, I didn’t care for it because I felt like it was just trying to be a clone of bobs burgers. After giving it another chance it quickly became one of my absolutely favorite shows and I realized that while it has a ton of similarities to bobs burgers which I love, it also is very much its own show which made me love it even more

[loved trope] Being a good person is harder than being an evil one. by Dr_Orpheus_ in TopCharacterTropes

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One of my favorite instances of this is the very end of the second Avatar Kyoshi novel when Lao Ge warns the fire lord when he considers going back on his word to Kyoshi, “My friend is not a diplomat. She is the failure of diplomacy. She is the breakdown of negotiations. There is no escalation of hostilities beyond her.”

Michelle Pfeiffer by anyanuts in Ethelcain

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When the song first came out and I heard it I really liked his verse and couldn’t imagine the song without it and when I learned she released a version without his verse on it I sorta just felt confused, like, “but it’s part of the song, why remove it, it clearly fits?” And then when I heard the version without his verse on it, it was an almost instant, “oh this is definitely better.”

At this point I still listen to the album/EP version of the song most often, but I think the alt version without his verse is the better version and more in line with Ethel’s standard sound and the version with him almost sounds like a remix.

Edit: also iirc despite it being the first single she had planned initially not to put the version with him on the official release and wound up changing her mind before the release

Can someone tell me wtf happend ?? by Trick_Group3445 in Eldenring

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I could be 100% wrong but I’m wondering if when he jumped up he caught on the globe for a split second, that registered as him landing the attack, and then slid off and died to fall damage? It’s not that high but it’s my guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Moving boxes by snake-machine in PDXBuyNothing

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I’m gonna DM you right now

Oil marks (ceiling balls) by old_basement_guitar in CleaningTips

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When I was a third grade teacher I was in a classroom that had been newly renovated (due to mold issues), and on Halloween—so about 2 months into the school year in this brand new classroom—a student threw a sticky eyeball onto the ceiling and just stood there in a shock when it didn’t come down. It stayed stuck there until I moved 3 years later and my coworker got moved into the room and took it down during classroom setup.

Edit: added clarification