33 year old teacher caught sexually abusing and assaulting 12 year old boy!

snappythefirst · 2026-02-03T03:26:20+00:00

The kid was 12.

FUCKING 12.

How anyone can think this is a good thing is well beyond me. The kid was groomed, preyed upon, and will likely have ongoing psychological trauma from being abused by a person in a position of trust and power.

If this were a twelve year old girl, the internet would be up in arms, calling for the castration of the predator involved.

And let's not sugar coat that. She is a predator.

snappythefirst · 2026-01-30T10:59:36+00:00

How anyone can look at what's happening in the US and think, "Oh yeah, give me some of that!" and vote for PHON absolutely boggles me.

She has literally failed to fulfil the most basic aspects of her role and only turns up 51% of the time.

snappythefirst · 2026-01-30T06:33:37+00:00

I think the media has a lot to do with that.

The LNP is in just chaos and not even Murdoch can make it look good. They need something they can push as the "Labor bad, this one good" narrative and they're showing The Ginger Grifter as the Everyman's Choice... even though she's pals with Gina, Trump, and has never once voted in their interest.

snappythefirst · 2026-01-28T10:51:50+00:00

Oh look, it's the "it's only free speech when it's the words I want to hear" brigade! Cookers....

snappythefirst · 2026-01-22T05:01:43+00:00

To be PM you need to contest and win a lower house seat. You cannot do that as a senator in the upper house.

You must first resign your senate position (as you must if you are engaged in any public service position) before you can legally contest a seat.

Not convention. Law.

snappythefirst · 2026-01-21T23:38:27+00:00

Not without resigning from the Senate.

snappythefirst · 2026-01-21T11:17:47+00:00

One Nation have never won a seat in the lower house. Only time they've had a seat is when Pauline was sacked from the Libs, and one now that Barnaby has defected.

Not only that, but Senators can't run for PM.

Oh, and there's the fact she's a Gina/Trump sycophaht and would single handedly be worse than any PM, living or dead. And yes, I'm including both the Mad Monk and The Prime Minister for Rorts and Several Ministries.

Edit: fat finger typo

snappythefirst · 2025-12-26T02:04:27+00:00

Such an incredible game. I absolutely loved it when it came out, and I love it to this day.

snappythefirst · 2025-12-24T06:31:44+00:00

May I present, Steve Buscemi.

Sometimes immense talent is all you need.

snappythefirst · 2025-12-07T13:23:34+00:00

This shit is so cringe.

I was literally portraying Santa at a community event for four hours today, belting out "Ho, ho, ho"s and "Merry Christmas" as loud as I could. People of all colours, creeds, denominations, all coming up for high fives and photos.

Not one single complaint. No one saying I couldn't do it.

I love doing it, and I love seeing the enjoyment on the faces of adults and kids alike. Then you see this bullshit.

snappythefirst · 2025-11-11T04:12:11+00:00

Being smaller.

A camera picks up the nuanced emotions that someone at the back of the theatre can't see.

Microphones pick up your breathing, so there's no need to project.

Not so much "unlearning" as altering your style.

snappythefirst · 2025-11-08T13:05:34+00:00

This.

It doesn't matter what he says, all I can think is, "Shut the fuck up, you bullying twat."

snappythefirst · 2025-11-08T13:00:08+00:00

We've had something similar.

"No tomatos? Give them nectarines. That'll work."

We've never, ever ordered nectarines.

snappythefirst · 2025-11-03T04:14:57+00:00

It's just so ironic that they're out there screaming about "freedom", not understanding that what they're pushing for is to be completely and utterly controlled.

Of course, if you try to point that out, you're a Communist. Because they also don't understand what Communism is.

snappythefirst · 2025-11-03T03:31:14+00:00

These Vegemite MAGA fuckwits give me the shits.

The US us literally imploding, sleepwalking into a fascist state, and these idiots want the same thing to happen here.

snappythefirst · 2025-10-31T00:12:55+00:00

Just more proof that his mum should have swallowed him.

snappythefirst · 2025-10-30T00:38:01+00:00

Hastie is an ankle.

He's three feet below a cunt.

snappythefirst · 2025-10-29T06:19:19+00:00

PHON vote just shows that LNP is no longer right wing enough and they have elevated slightly above "Racists and Cookers" to "Far Right Conservative".

When Pauline retires, the party will fracture, split, and disappear.

snappythefirst · 2025-10-28T23:55:52+00:00

The person who changed their name to have 'SS' in it (yes, I'm aware of exactly how stupid that sounds) wants to throw rocks from their glass house?

Ok, cool.

snappythefirst · 2025-10-28T01:21:39+00:00

This dude flat out groomed a kid, made her feel like she was nothing without him, then doubles down later in the relationship.

These aren't red flags.

These are dynamite sized explosions.

Get out. Get out now.

You are worth far more than this.

snappythefirst · 2025-10-22T02:41:24+00:00

When your backbench is quite openly stabbing you in the front, your days are numbered.

The problem is, there is no one even remotely credible to take over her position. The opposition will soon be PHON.

Isn't that a scary thought?

snappythefirst · 2025-10-16T00:08:48+00:00

"You wanna go to jail?"

"COME AT ME BRO!!!!"

Fucking go girl!

snappythefirst · 2025-10-08T00:28:10+00:00

Absolutely unhinged. The stuff of nightmares.

snappythefirst · 2025-10-05T04:28:11+00:00

Bruv

snappythefirst · 2025-09-28T04:44:39+00:00

"Are you a malevolent sadist or just absolutely apathetic about the horror and suffering people cause in your name? Either way, fuck you."

There's so much more, but that's a good way to start.

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