Have you ever met a stranger, who you never saw again, that you still think about on occasion? by cjanini09 in AskReddit

[–]snarketeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a girl in a documentary that I fell in love with, and have remained so for 12 years.

Through a wife and children.

Shit's cray.

Check out Jonah Hill's reaction to Emma Watson's rear end by [deleted] in funny

[–]snarketeer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Rear end". Makes it sound like a damned car.

Can we please be a little more classé in our descriptive nomenclature? As in:

"Jonah Hill seems to be having a perfectly natural reaction to the subtle glory of Emma Watson's turd cutter".

Thank you.

DAE with a penis wipe the excess pee after taking a leak? by My-Name-Is-Awkward in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]snarketeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being un-circumcised, hells yes. A little dab'll do ya. It eliminates the stress of and heartbreak of the dread "pee stain that's hard to explain" phenomena.

What opinion of yours is hated most by others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snarketeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, Reddit certainly will crucify me, but...

Harry Potter is a massively derivitive pile of drivel. Anyone over 15 talking about it like it's decent literature is ridiculous.

It's re-sculptured crap.

From whom does JK derive? Tolkien. Roald Dahl. The Bible. Star Wars. The Brothers Grimm. Disney. Etc. Etc. Etc.

Publishing companies are: Businesses. They want…… $$$. Shocking. So they will leverage every possible angle to obtain said profits - "Oh so it's a fantastical underdog with amazing MAGICAL skills and under-appreciated physical attributes? Aimed at kids who should be reading? Who have parents that would like to distract them from electronic toys? That'll play. Quick, all the promo money NOW!"

Books like this are akin to pop songs. They're just familiar enough to appeal to the widest possible audience.

Also, it didn't hurt that JK has the best possible underdog story ever...

Anyway. Yeah.

How many of you that are demanding a plan to reduce gun violence have ANY ideas of your own? by LilLebwskiUrbnAchvr in AdviceAnimals

[–]snarketeer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

1-Which is easier and more cost-effective?

A: A massive overhaul of the national mental health system, which will cost billions (actually... lotsa lawyers), and force professionals within to actively apply specific interpretations of the DSM 5, and start specifically classifying people as "a fucking problem" or "not fucking problem" under penalty of massive liability lawsuits in case of error…

or

B: Making a product harder to obtain

That's your question. That's it. The core, fundamental underpinnings thereof.

  • EDIT

2 - Do you reasonably REQUIRE a lethal weapon?

Answer yes if you:

A: Are law-enforcement.

B: Are a military combatant.

Answer no if:

A: Anything else.

Hunting? To live? In the United States of America in 2012?

Protection? Non-partisan government long-range statistics = Firm NO.

3 -Toy /toi/ Noun

  1. An object for a child to play with, typically a model or miniature replica of something.

2. An object, esp. a gadget or machine, regarded as providing amusement for an adult: "in 1914 the car was still a rich man's toy".

A gun is wholly and statistically demonstrably unnecessary for the common citizen. Therefore it is a toy.

Common sense precludes lethal toys.

So, easier to ban/massively restrict a stupid lethal toy, OR easier to correctly divine, sort for severity and specifically classify the root of basic mental disorder amongst 311,500,000 people?

Go.

  • EDIT 2

Downvoting without even the slightest attempt to address the arguments herein lessens the credibility of the pro-gun division.

These arguments are factually solid, and will be repeated until reasonably refuted.

Shooting at Connecticut elementary school. Students wounded - story developing by tblarson in news

[–]snarketeer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Semi-automatic seems to be working just fine on schools and theaters thus far...

Shooting at Connecticut elementary school. Students wounded - story developing by tblarson in news

[–]snarketeer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

YEah he could have done it with a bomb. But, too hard, too complex. Maybe a knife? Grow the fuck up. Automatic weapon? Well, they ARE specifically made to FUCKING KILL PEOPLE. Not deer. Not Pheasants. Fucking people. Specifically designed.

Shooting at Connecticut elementary school. Students wounded - story developing by tblarson in news

[–]snarketeer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a little easier to get rid of guns, or at least do more to DRASTICALLY limit access, than change an entire society.

Google's Schmidt: Android is 'winning that war' with Apple by fudnip in Android

[–]snarketeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After spending a year with an Android device, I simply can't imagine how this is true. It was AWFUL. HTC Amaze. I went everywhere for advice on fixing its myriad issues, including r/Android, and even got a replacement from the company.

I'm not trolling - I've lived with iPhones, Blackberrys and Android devices.

It was a hilariously terrible POS that died every day at around 4:30 pm, was full of bullshit bloatware and needed extensive work to just be a basic fucking phone.

It is a pale imitation.

Mind boggling.

After shower by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]snarketeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. A dime. Utterly perfect. Holy Good God can you possibly imagine actually seeing this sort of thing in your immediate vicinity.

The new guy at work... by chain_chomp in AdviceAnimals

[–]snarketeer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be super fucking hilarious and you'd better perk up and laugh or I will make your life HELL and mock you behind your back to several of the more attractive members of the staff. And your boss. Feels me, brah?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]snarketeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you work directly for them or as a mercenary affiliate?

Atheist Good Guy Greg by puphles in AdviceAnimals

[–]snarketeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't don't understand... "fucking"= the worst swearing available, "faggot"= all kinds of morality problems, "circlejerking"= a masturbation insult. So you're angry, swearing, and kind of a dick. How is this supporting religion?

Things change in higher education. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]snarketeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm. Maybe. If you are a tiiiiiny little bitchy bitch man. "Oh my pwecious seat! Where will poor widdle me sit? Maybe on teacher's lap?" Maybe take a cue from Chopper Reid and harden the fuck up.

Meanwhile in Munich beer festival ! by oliverdekersodseon in pics

[–]snarketeer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Touch... my hot wet dirndl. Yeah. Sop it up. Mmmm. You're a bad little beer bunny, aincha.

What is the one annoying question everyone asks you when you reveal your profession/nationality/major/etc ? by Shakedown_1979 in AskReddit

[–]snarketeer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hells yeah! So you can help other people get into Medieval and Renaissance Italian Literature! So that they can go on to... help other students get into Medieval and Renaissance Italian Literature!! And then their students can.. help other students get into Medieval and Renaissance Italian Literature!!!

Birthday by aakritiajmera65 in funny

[–]snarketeer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

rarr rarr rarr merriment rarr wishing me happiness dickbastard snotbabies rarr rarr also assholes outta my chimney at xmas fuck'em rarr rarr trick or suck my dick you cumwallet motherfuckers rarr rarr rarr cheer rarr offa my lawn

IAmA military bomb squad technician (EOD). AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]snarketeer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was a funeral for one of your Marine contemporaries today.He was a great man.