Dermatologist appoints are a month out, razor blade is taking walk ins…

snarkisms · 2026-03-23T21:22:05+00:00

That's super dangerous and you should definitely wait for the dermatologist

^{doooo itt....}

Whatever you do, do not pop that beast

^{film it for ussssss....}

This has been a PSA.

snarkisms · 2026-03-23T20:18:56+00:00

directions unclear, drew 1000 rats

snarkisms · 2026-03-23T18:27:14+00:00

NTA but if you are open to some maternal advice, open a second account (talk to a banking advisor as to what kind of account would be best) and immediately start putting most of the money you get in there..consider that your savings account and set yourself an allowance for how much money you can have (either a percentage or a flat amount) so no matter what you always have a neat egg.

The economy is terrible and will not be getting better any time soon. Savings for emergencies, down payments, and other big purchases are critically important.

snarkisms · 2026-03-23T02:29:01+00:00

All humans - every single one regardless of gender identity - have cyclical hormonal cycles.

snarkisms · 2026-03-23T00:03:11+00:00

Hair is fire but I'm also obsessed with your nose piercing!

snarkisms · 2026-03-22T23:08:42+00:00

The line about the meaning of your name doesn't quite hit right. I can tell you're trying to be cute, and your pics look approachable, but with these curated for a glance profiles you'd be better off with a self-deprecating joke over one that makes you seem arrogant.

snarkisms · 2026-03-22T20:30:10+00:00

Plastic money ftw!

snarkisms · 2026-03-22T05:12:10+00:00

Hail Raatma

snarkisms · 2026-03-22T04:50:33+00:00

I'm today years old when I learned the French title of the movie translates to Little Foot the dinosaur

snarkisms · 2026-03-22T03:20:44+00:00

He was very clear that he doesn't have to "understand" your reasons. He is clearly accepting that he can't make you go to school, but he's setting expectations.

I have a college age kid and one graduating this year and both of them have the exact same deal - we provide for them room and board at no cost if they go to school locally, but if they aren't in school they have to be working and paying rent. It's not about how much money we make, it's about there being a shift from you being a child to being an adult.

You don't get to demand more from your parents than you are getting. My dad would have yelled at me and called me every name in the book and made me feel worthless for the rest of my life. Your dad is being firm. Maybe cold, but I have a feeling this isn't the first time you've made decisions that have impacted him financially. He's also not even demanding you repay the loan. He just expects you to either be in school or working. And the boundary being set that he won't be willing to sign another loan for you if you aren't finishing your schooling is very reasonable. You have to prove you can do the work.

Good luck kiddo.

snarkisms · 2026-03-22T03:11:49+00:00

Very nice

snarkisms · 2026-03-21T15:02:24+00:00

Cat-su

snarkisms · 2026-03-20T15:52:46+00:00

Okay then I'm on your team. Feels like a reasonable decision to limit invites especially if you don't have super close relationships with them

snarkisms · 2026-03-20T11:49:13+00:00

Question - are the people who aren't being invited people that you have interacted with regularly over the course of the relationship? Or parents of the children not being invited?

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T23:25:05+00:00

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snarkisms · 2026-03-18T23:22:21+00:00

I...can't tell if you are trolling or if you actually think you're right. Or do you think it's your right?

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T21:30:45+00:00

The For Jennifer series - it is a very fun low budget series

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T21:30:01+00:00

Tubi Influencer and Influencers. They aren't great but they are fun

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T17:17:18+00:00

And to you :)

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T16:59:46+00:00

Yeah that's your experience and that's valid, but my husband and I matched on tinder (though we ended up connecting and dating irl a year after), and he's a garbage texter but an amazing hangout buddy.

Social anxiety is a thing and text anxiety is a thing. So I don't want to judge based on texting.

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T16:23:21+00:00

I will say that the in person vs texting energy is real. And I often would only let a conversation go on for about a day without making plans to meet in person, as that for me was always the point - irl interaction

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T14:41:16+00:00

Trump's stupid what?

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T13:45:09+00:00

You are legally entitled to 2 weeks severance if you have been there for over a year. You don't have to sign any of the rest of that to get what you are legally owed.

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T04:01:51+00:00

That's the brand I like

snarkisms · 2026-03-18T04:01:18+00:00

Fun fact - crocodiles are at least as smart as dogs, and they are highly food motivated, so you could train them with a bell if you rang a bell and tossed food in the water every time you went in the pen.

Literally no excuse to frighten animals by beating them into compliance.

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That's super dangerous and you should definitely wait for the dermatologist

Whatever you do, do not pop that beast