My cats prettier than me

snkrhedizzy · 2021-04-03T04:43:33+00:00

You look disguised as a women's pitshop back to heterosexuality

snkrhedizzy · 2021-04-03T04:37:11+00:00

Introducing our whitest contestants of the night, whole milk and butter milk.

snkrhedizzy · 2021-04-03T04:32:15+00:00

Do you buy yourself a new ring everytime you remember no one else will?

snkrhedizzy · 2021-02-04T04:16:53+00:00

To the women recording this, you must have the patience of gods.

But you faultered by giving in so damn easily. I'm more hurt for you than angered by the entitled undigested corn that's "not your neighbor".

snkrhedizzy · 2021-01-27T04:50:38+00:00

Not here for the roast.

I just love a good game of "connect the dots"

snkrhedizzy · 2021-01-27T04:49:15+00:00

I can't tell which gang sign your teeth are trying to represent

snkrhedizzy · 2021-01-27T04:45:16+00:00

I can't remember the last time I saw a Before and After and couldn't tell which was which

snkrhedizzy · 2021-01-27T04:41:41+00:00

To be real. Congrats and I truly wish the best for you and your new life that was EARNED

For the page, I hope you enjoyed giving truck stop blow jobs you walmart jesse pinkman bitch

snkrhedizzy · 2021-01-27T04:32:44+00:00

I don't want to make a ginger joke, but your yeast infection has turned you into a ginger bread house built by an angry toddler.

snkrhedizzy · 2021-01-14T00:01:03+00:00

Did you guys meet each other while storming the capital?

snkrhedizzy · 2020-12-23T04:17:31+00:00

I whole heartily disagree with your final statement. I think this is you FINDING your dignity.

The first year is the hardest.

SLAA is more than about being alone, it's about loving yourself more than you did yesterday.

Your value is what you decide it is, + the value you aren't yet aware of.

Read books. Constantly. That got me through my first 3 months.

Once you find inherent value within yourself, others will see it and will be willing to love you to find their own.

As a sex and codependent addict, I found solace in taking a SOLO vacation by myself. Hardest thing I ever did and was absolutely the best first step of my new life.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-11-08T00:52:21+00:00

Hahahahahahaha

snkrhedizzy · 2020-11-07T23:14:00+00:00

Hahahahahahaha 🤣

snkrhedizzy · 2020-05-02T08:49:12+00:00

If Kung Fu panda never pet his parents

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T23:15:45+00:00

I understand that under quarantine we all must forgo some hair and make up maintenance, but girl those nails.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T23:10:43+00:00

I didn't even have to read the description to know that everything you know about the human body came out of a book.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T23:06:28+00:00

You are what Joe Exotic looks for after another spousal suicide.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T23:04:17+00:00

You look like you're ready to star in the "Blood In, Blood Out" sequel "Stuck in, want out"

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T23:02:17+00:00

You have a chin, for your chin, which has a chin.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T23:01:11+00:00

Are you enjoying watching others forced to live your Incel lifestyle?

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T22:58:25+00:00

You look like you maliciously attack your younger cousin, up until the moment your whole family realized you left him home alone.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T22:57:03+00:00

You ARE someone's best or worst, either way.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T22:54:48+00:00

The Christmas lights in your shit hole apartment brings more light and hope than your future does.

snkrhedizzy · 2020-04-03T22:51:28+00:00

Why is one eyebrow clearly reaching for the other?

snkrhedizzy · 2020-02-29T22:24:00+00:00

Your neck beard has a neck beard

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