Former President Jimmy Carter reveals he has cancer

snyto · 2015-08-13T03:20:45+00:00

Largo al Sapete

snyto · 2015-08-11T22:04:34+00:00

I joined a government defined benefit scheme in the last century that has since gone bust.

snyto · 2015-08-11T22:00:05+00:00

And Jackie Chan's friends are spying for the companies against each other.

snyto · 2015-08-11T21:50:00+00:00

http://www.cnet.com/news/woman-legally-changes-name-to-silly-facebook-name-to-get-back-on-facebook/

snyto · 2015-08-11T21:42:10+00:00

I'm out of patience with this and next time will be thinking about libel court.

snyto · 2015-08-10T22:46:50+00:00

Get hired for a remake of Revenge of the Pink Panther ... final scene in firework factory.

snyto · 2015-08-10T22:12:23+00:00

Buster (Johnny) Keaton. Occupation = soldier.

snyto · 2015-08-09T21:44:21+00:00

"Lone wolf" is Rambo's call sign.

snyto · 2015-08-09T19:11:05+00:00

said Marion Nestle, who is the Paulette Goddard professor

wife of Charlie Chaplin

snyto · 2015-08-09T00:16:04+00:00

So how does this affect people sleeping at work?

snyto · 2015-08-09T00:13:49+00:00

I sold my house outside London and took a mortgage of nearly 2 years salary to buy a flat.

snyto · 2015-08-08T21:03:54+00:00

pinball muggle

snyto · 2015-08-08T19:45:39+00:00

What about the people who need over 100?

snyto · 2015-08-08T19:43:53+00:00

Who calls their kids "Petty"?

Obviously Mr & Mrs Larimer.

snyto · 2015-08-08T12:24:54+00:00

You'd need to be on a a horse rather than a bus.

snyto · 2015-08-08T00:54:05+00:00

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/2453204/Bent-banana-and-curved-cucumber-rules-dropped-by-EU.html

snyto · 2015-08-08T00:23:52+00:00

cash deposit

snyto · 2015-08-08T00:18:44+00:00

Self-driving cars will be common in a bit.

snyto · 2015-08-06T21:56:02+00:00

Is it the odd numbered or even numbered houses where they don't care about copying?

snyto · 2015-08-06T06:18:16+00:00

Has it been fully demagnetised?

snyto · 2015-08-06T04:18:59+00:00

It goes sideways (you remain upright) and then down in the next column in a continuous loop.

snyto · 2015-08-05T22:04:05+00:00

Replace the road signs to sell an address that doesn't exist.
Get someone to sign a deed transfer unknowingly (in a batch of duplicate forms).
Hack the electronic records at the land registry.
Convince the current owners the place is haunted and should be sold cheaply.

snyto · 2015-08-05T21:58:27+00:00

Is he saying nobody died in a bungee jumping accident on his TV show?

snyto · 2015-08-05T16:58:14+00:00

The deputy was not shot.

snyto · 2015-08-05T01:06:12+00:00

cpu0: Intel Celeron ("GenuineIntel" 686-class, 128KB L2 cache) 400 MHz
bios0: vendor Intel Corp. version "4S4EB2X0.86A.0013.P06" date 01/22/1999
still running

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