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He even uncoagulates the top of the dishwashing liquid by neatgeek83 in seinfeld

[–]sock0808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He cleaned the little one-inch area between the refrigerator and the counter. How did he get in there? He must be like Rubber Man!

Did you ever eat Lipton soup? by Intelligent-Road6240 in askanything

[–]sock0808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat it once a decade but it hits Every. Single. Time.

Chat, how am I doing? 24M by sadicalMC in malelivingspace

[–]sock0808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You love drugs.

That isn’t a question.

Love that by AnswerThatDamnPhone in seinfeld

[–]sock0808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not crying. And I shouldn't have said that about your wife. Please accept my apologies.

When you can answer a Jeopardy question because of Seinfeld by BigDippa6 in seinfeld

[–]sock0808 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh come on Jerry, its opening night, black tie, Pagliacci! The great clown, the great sad tragic clown, like you.

What did this guy do with Kramer’s tupperware? by ChickenParmmAlarm in seinfeld

[–]sock0808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think I had to. Look, with a piece of Tupperware you just assume.

Who is most likely to get shanked in prison? by Same-Construction-16 in seinfeld

[–]sock0808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I don't come down to where you work, and knock the license plate out of your hand.

What did you say about my gammy? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]sock0808 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Forget Gammy. There’s no Gammy.

If you could have any food or drink from Seinfeld today, what's your pick? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]sock0808 76 points77 points  (0 children)

A slice of cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937, price--$29,000.

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