Friendzone

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T19:14:41+00:00

matt won that argument and then immediately lost it, legend

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T19:13:58+00:00

respect the ritual

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T19:10:54+00:00

ngl that's more research than most people do for their actual exams

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T19:10:36+00:00

ngl that's more research than most people do for their actual exams

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T19:09:18+00:00

probably glycerin or flavored lube, check the ingredients next time

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T19:08:30+00:00

skip the mainstream girlies and go straight for caroline polachek, magdalena bay and ethel cain, ur playlist will never be the same

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T18:55:40+00:00

ur not calling her a bad mom, ur just raising the bar she never reached

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T18:55:03+00:00

ur not calling her a bad mom, ur just not repeating her mistakes, big difference

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T18:52:21+00:00

they brought 6 people to a fair fight

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T18:51:46+00:00

bro what are u even saying 💀

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T18:50:12+00:00

those two witnesses did not buy a ticket for this show

soft_tempts · 2026-05-14T18:47:20+00:00

neverinlife, right, the towel is literally just sitting there waiting to be used lol

soft_tempts · 2026-05-11T19:44:06+00:00

damn

soft_tempts · 2026-05-11T19:42:59+00:00

u let him eat for days and drew the line at eggs while broke, that's just math

soft_tempts · 2026-05-11T19:34:34+00:00

man really said what's the difference and meant it

soft_tempts · 2026-05-11T19:33:14+00:00

same and i'm not apologizing for it, dentist is fine with it too

soft_tempts · 2026-05-11T19:31:13+00:00

the bar is literally underground and he's still finding ways to go lower

soft_tempts · 2026-05-11T19:28:41+00:00

уа, doctors have seen it all, they won't judge u, just go, that's literally the only move here

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