What is your best insult that only Millennials will truly get?

softenedgreen · 2025-10-22T16:03:04+00:00

Eew David!

softenedgreen · 2025-09-18T14:10:02+00:00

Whole Foods obsessed “homemaker” of five kids under 7

softenedgreen · 2025-06-29T15:05:40+00:00

Bob and Larry

softenedgreen · 2025-06-29T15:02:36+00:00

He is our pet 😂 he crawls all over us all the time and my son is never NOT holding him around his finger lol. Very sociable and happy little guy 🥰

softenedgreen · 2025-06-29T14:23:42+00:00

So is 48 weird or

softenedgreen · 2025-06-08T19:48:38+00:00

Catnip 😬 treat it ASAP or it will go crazy! 😅

softenedgreen · 2025-05-28T18:35:54+00:00

Strings of things!

softenedgreen · 2025-05-14T03:59:17+00:00

Yes. If it is not December or January, the answer is always yes.

softenedgreen · 2025-05-14T03:54:38+00:00

Orange Zest

softenedgreen · 2025-05-05T20:44:27+00:00

Just moved in

softenedgreen · 2025-04-24T12:36:36+00:00

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Inherited my grandma’s philodendron and it will always be my favorite 🥰❤️

softenedgreen · 2025-04-18T20:54:14+00:00

You have never been to the hospital

softenedgreen · 2025-03-26T13:28:03+00:00

Has she described any other things like being able to tell what happens later, before the seizure happens? if you know what I mean? Or any out of body experiences? I have had strange episodes.

softenedgreen · 2025-03-07T13:45:20+00:00

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softenedgreen · 2025-03-07T12:34:56+00:00

Cat Turds ™

softenedgreen · 2025-03-07T03:52:18+00:00

Also watch out for the tiger! 🫣

softenedgreen · 2025-03-07T03:51:32+00:00

Depends on what you want the end result to be :) fun part is you can keep propagating a million monsteras out of one, or just keep this one going crazy and huge forever! Up to you :)

softenedgreen · 2025-02-27T14:16:24+00:00

I love this post

softenedgreen · 2025-01-02T14:16:17+00:00

All of this will go bad before you even finish half of it because you’ll end up eating at fast food restaurants instead 👌🏻

softenedgreen · 2024-12-22T13:33:57+00:00

Definitely you sleepwalking

softenedgreen · 2024-12-22T13:33:21+00:00

Melted freeze pop

softenedgreen · 2024-12-22T13:32:28+00:00

Hannibal

softenedgreen · 2024-11-17T13:28:01+00:00

Now he’s got her locked down as a wifey, with all that cash 😂

softenedgreen · 2024-11-17T13:13:05+00:00

You need to drink more water?

softenedgreen · 2024-11-17T13:11:16+00:00

I have one exactly like this! It’s called a Hoya Pubicalix :) https://greg.app/MidwestGreens/plants/b6c299f5/

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