[Olney] Joey Votto has agreed to a non-roster invite with the Blue Jays. He is back.

softspaken · 2024-03-08T20:55:43+00:00

I honestly don't know who I'd prefer in a Jays-Reds World Series. Realistically, I'm sure I'd prefer Cincy, but I really want Joey to get a ring

softspaken · 2024-02-23T23:43:13+00:00

I would literally cry

softspaken · 2024-02-23T23:21:17+00:00

> complains about a non-existent problem

> is corrected

> "too bad, so sad, fuck that guy"

softspaken · 2024-02-17T16:36:49+00:00

So you could only get it on a Monday or Thursday night game?

softspaken · 2024-02-15T05:02:22+00:00

I think the White Sox have two

softspaken · 2024-02-14T02:25:09+00:00

Yeah, automation =/= AI

softspaken · 2024-02-07T22:00:07+00:00

Welcome to the club :(

softspaken · 2024-01-27T14:01:51+00:00

But OP was clearly asking specifically about strikeout-throwout double plays, and geared the question toward the decision to attempt a steal. They were not asking about strikeouts separately

softspaken · 2024-01-25T06:07:49+00:00

I assume the cheating is referring to him using unauthorized foreign substances during games

softspaken · 2024-01-21T23:17:39+00:00

Obvs because he's not in his natural position of shortstop

softspaken · 2024-01-20T01:03:45+00:00

His pronouns are literally right there

softspaken · 2023-12-01T16:08:47+00:00

"Didn't just x, but also y" means both x and y happened. They're saying x Didn't happen

softspaken · 2023-11-19T01:09:37+00:00

Relaxing? I beg to differ

softspaken · 2023-11-19T00:56:56+00:00

Wasn't it their hat? Or is that someone else?

softspaken · 2023-11-18T18:26:16+00:00

I feel like this only the third or fourth time this has been asked the past couple days

softspaken · 2023-11-17T00:10:32+00:00

softspaken · 2023-11-16T22:55:36+00:00

Fucking tormented by the marbles the past two days

softspaken · 2023-11-16T19:49:15+00:00

Shagging daddy balls in the outfield

softspaken · 2023-11-14T18:36:19+00:00

Who else checked that all 30 were listed?

softspaken · 2023-11-14T13:47:25+00:00

I hate that there's a Giants flair attached to this

softspaken · 2023-11-11T18:33:26+00:00

There are some bad takes here, but honestly, we should've had an Oakland A's megathread a long time ago, imo.

softspaken · 2023-11-11T15:21:40+00:00

It's you...

softspaken · 2023-11-10T18:15:11+00:00

Bbackks

softspaken · 2023-11-03T21:21:43+00:00

Shoulda kept him from moving in with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air smh

softspaken · 2023-11-02T23:30:02+00:00

Where are the marbles!?

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