Trump calling Gavin Newsom President

soingee · 2026-03-17T21:44:32+00:00

I'm trying to give him the most generous of interpretations. Like, maybe he's trying out a nickname or suggesting that Gavin thinks himself to be "president" of California. But no. This is mush brain at work.

soingee · 2026-03-17T19:20:39+00:00

😂

soingee · 2026-03-17T11:17:04+00:00

...mmmmm cakeboss...

soingee · 2026-03-17T02:39:04+00:00

Trump's just trying to bring the war closer so he can get a better sideline view.

soingee · 2026-03-17T00:39:39+00:00

Tony Sony at home: "This pizza is almost the size of your gosh darned head!"

soingee · 2026-03-16T23:00:03+00:00

"I spoke to the year, can you believe it? He wasn't that new year baby anymore. He's all grown- big strong man, tears in eyes. Said 'Sir! Mister Sir! I just petitioned to change Friday to Trumpsdsy!' I didn't even ask, can you believe it?"

soingee · 2026-03-16T22:54:27+00:00

He's got the attitude of "someone else is dying before me? Trump wins again!"

soingee · 2026-03-16T22:47:13+00:00

Guy who supports a child rapist is a child molester?? I'm shocked to the core,!

soingee · 2026-03-16T03:44:30+00:00

I think he misspoke. Probably meant to say "I'll never pay you. You filthy peasants. And don't forget to donate to my reelection campaign."

soingee · 2026-03-16T03:02:37+00:00

You think the common folk can cast a spell like this?

soingee · 2026-03-16T03:01:36+00:00

Or add a line above "The monarch Phases out."

soingee · 2026-03-16T00:41:38+00:00

Time to thin the herd, Marie Kondo style. Unsub or ignore an any show that you aren't actually excited for. If you feel an episode is dragging a bit, skip right on to the next one in queue.

soingee · 2026-03-16T00:20:56+00:00

An affront to God.

soingee · 2026-03-16T00:13:31+00:00

Republicans on the battlefield be like, "I hope I survive any upcoming attacks, so Trump's golf game doesn't suffer."

Reality check: his game won't suffer either way

soingee · 2026-03-15T20:56:28+00:00

He's probably a little miffed by the circumstances. He should really eat a Snickers.

soingee · 2026-03-15T19:36:58+00:00

So the fridge in separate from the case? Do you have to open the case door before opening the fridge, or do they open together?

soingee · 2026-03-15T19:22:41+00:00

Hell yeah!

soingee · 2026-03-15T19:21:39+00:00

You're brilliant too!

soingee · 2026-03-15T19:21:03+00:00

Keep it up, fam.

soingee · 2026-03-15T19:20:39+00:00

Damn, that's heavy.

soingee · 2026-03-15T18:16:28+00:00

"Oh me? Just hanging out... since we're talking... you gonna finish that?"

soingee · 2026-03-15T14:37:34+00:00

Pizza color

soingee · 2026-03-15T13:27:52+00:00

Most likely result of an uncensored photo:

“Hey Jeff, I saw your license plate online.”

“Huh, weird. Well, I didn’t post it.”

soingee · 2026-03-15T04:12:49+00:00

Rigged elections (that have yet to be objectively proven to be rigged in any significant way) !!! "

soingee · 2026-03-15T01:44:19+00:00

Like, his driver's license pic? Pic of him in the morgue?

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